HHHEEELLPP!!!
OK so been off the dating scene for a while because i had a bad break up that totally shot my ego to pieces!
got a date with a hot metal band dude coming up this week, why do i need help....let me explain
my ex: first date: picture the scene....a very romantic meal, conversation going well, I try to cut my chicken, knife slips and the whole plate flies across the table and lands on his lap!! cheese sause and everything.
another random first date: I suggest doing shots - made him throw up
another random first date: I walk into a glass door
another random: got past third date without any crazy....we like each other....one thing leads to another....im on top and i sneeze. Now i dont know if you know this but if you sneeze all your muscles tense up including down there. It shot out and bent back at a crazy angle...he was left on the floor in agony saying i had broke it off!
Some guys love the fact im an absolute goof ball...most dont!! Do I be myself or act too cool, not answer cals etc and let the crazy out slow! I know i think about stuff too much but this dude is hot!
OK so been off the dating scene for a while because i had a bad break up that totally shot my ego to pieces!
got a date with a hot metal band dude coming up this week, why do i need help....let me explain
my ex: first date: picture the scene....a very romantic meal, conversation going well, I try to cut my chicken, knife slips and the whole plate flies across the table and lands on his lap!! cheese sause and everything.
another random first date: I suggest doing shots - made him throw up
another random first date: I walk into a glass door
another random: got past third date without any crazy....we like each other....one thing leads to another....im on top and i sneeze. Now i dont know if you know this but if you sneeze all your muscles tense up including down there. It shot out and bent back at a crazy angle...he was left on the floor in agony saying i had broke it off!
Some guys love the fact im an absolute goof ball...most dont!! Do I be myself or act too cool, not answer cals etc and let the crazy out slow! I know i think about stuff too much but this dude is hot!
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autumnrain:
be yourself just toned down a bit. i'm a goofball myself, and i've found that it's best to ease it onto people. that way they have time to adjust to the goofiness. the only people that jump in headfirst with a goofball and take it standing are goofballs. if he has a great sense of humor then you have nothing to worry about. maybe you'll get lucky and if something does happen he'll just laugh it off and keep right on going.
neonp1nk:
i think i love you myself. Im not the only person who seems to make a strange event occur here and there. I think everyone has their fair share of *oopsies* so... dont worry about it. Get out there on your date and have a god damn awesome time.