Quite possibly the most beautiful thing anyone's ever said about me...
"I almost Drowned in my Beer, then I was Saved by a Punk.
1:12pm Today
I was sitting, and crying, and drowning myself in my beer, when I thought to myself "I'd really like to talk to Christoph... I need to talk to Christoph..." And all of a sudden there was Christoph. When text...
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"I almost Drowned in my Beer, then I was Saved by a Punk.
1:12pm Today
I was sitting, and crying, and drowning myself in my beer, when I thought to myself "I'd really like to talk to Christoph... I need to talk to Christoph..." And all of a sudden there was Christoph. When text...
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"I'd seen people bleed
and I thought I'd seen it all
but my own two eyes were perfectly normal that day
theres things that I've done
only seen by the sun
and those things will be buried at my grave."
and I thought I'd seen it all
but my own two eyes were perfectly normal that day
theres things that I've done
only seen by the sun
and those things will be buried at my grave."
hellocupcake:
"They're HUUUUUGE!"
i can't stop laughing now, damn you! how am i supposed to take a shower and get ready for school if i'm laughing?
i can't stop laughing now, damn you! how am i supposed to take a shower and get ready for school if i'm laughing?
lavenderrr:
That one hurts.
So, since I'm on an observational-complaint-rampage, I thought I'd continue:
Dear Maple Ridge,
Fuck you. Why is it, that you would have 9 buses go in one direction, and not a single one returning in the other over the course of one hour? This is fucking ridiculous. My guitarist can't come over before work for a bit of writing now, because your buses would rather...
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Dear Maple Ridge,
Fuck you. Why is it, that you would have 9 buses go in one direction, and not a single one returning in the other over the course of one hour? This is fucking ridiculous. My guitarist can't come over before work for a bit of writing now, because your buses would rather...
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6m_:
Never Die.
cinnamongurl:
*jinkies* Someone's grouchy. 
Now I'm not 100% blanket statementing this... But just a thought...
Hair extensions.
Henna/drawn-on tattoos.
Fauxhawks.
"I'm extreme, hardcore, individualistic and trendy! Yet I can't commit..."
Is there something wrong with your fucking eyes, buddy?
"Nice hair, fag."
"Yeah, fucking emo... Haha!"
You have #1 buzzcut everywhere except for the #2 mohawk down the middle. It's way too wide, and way too short, and it...
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Hair extensions.
Henna/drawn-on tattoos.
Fauxhawks.
"I'm extreme, hardcore, individualistic and trendy! Yet I can't commit..."
Is there something wrong with your fucking eyes, buddy?
"Nice hair, fag."
"Yeah, fucking emo... Haha!"
You have #1 buzzcut everywhere except for the #2 mohawk down the middle. It's way too wide, and way too short, and it...
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hellocupcake:
also, i need to see these stripper-pinstripe shoes, i'm intrigued!
delacroix:
Thanks man.
I'm always interested in drawing things. I have a lot of stuff going on right now though, so it would take a little bit of time to get around to it, but you could tell me what you had in mind.
I'm always interested in drawing things. I have a lot of stuff going on right now though, so it would take a little bit of time to get around to it, but you could tell me what you had in mind.
Christoph: "Yeah man. Those kids are lame. The internet is a non-viable substitute for a personality or a social life."
Andrew: "Yeah."
Braden: "They're running out of room."
Christoph: "What? Who?"
Braden:"There's too much shit."
Andrew:
Christoph: "...What?! Then take a poop?"
Andrew: "Yeah."
Braden: "They're running out of room."
Christoph: "What? Who?"
Braden:"There's too much shit."
Andrew:
Christoph: "...What?! Then take a poop?"
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hellocupcake:
that^ is my theme song.
it should play when i wake up every day lol
that^ is my theme song.
it should play when i wake up every day lol
hellocupcake:
i am far more rad than you will ever know, sir
Early to bed... And early to rise...
Makes battle-planning for The Wrecktals fucking easy and will eventually lead to our awesome success (as a band, not money, you fuck) and greatness (as in respect and being responsible for entertainment, not fame, you fuck).
Hahaha! I love me: "To be honest, I fucking hate half the shit that is typed on SuicideGirls by their psuedo-elitist, quasi-apathetic,...
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Makes battle-planning for The Wrecktals fucking easy and will eventually lead to our awesome success (as a band, not money, you fuck) and greatness (as in respect and being responsible for entertainment, not fame, you fuck).
Hahaha! I love me: "To be honest, I fucking hate half the shit that is typed on SuicideGirls by their psuedo-elitist, quasi-apathetic,...
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ashlynn:
Hahaha your blog cracked me the fuck up. I should get you to write mine!
Being compared to a girl in any video game, so long as she isn't dead or didn't used to be dead or isn't yuna, is a 'gasm.
I've been compared to the girl on the cover of Silent Hill 3. Oddly.
Being compared to a girl in any video game, so long as she isn't dead or didn't used to be dead or isn't yuna, is a 'gasm.
I've been compared to the girl on the cover of Silent Hill 3. Oddly.
ashlynn:
P.s. I get that dancy in my underwear feeling when I listen to Menudo ): It's really fucking sad, but absolutely true.
I know that this was in my last post, but it didn't work as planned. So I'm posting this one part again! 
Hey! What's goin' on?
Hey! What went wrong?
Hey! I don't know why?
Hey! I might as well try!
Let's go!
Well, I looked around this crazy world and tried to make some sense of it
Robbed a bank and stole a car...
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Hey! What's goin' on?
Hey! What went wrong?
Hey! I don't know why?
Hey! I might as well try!
Let's go!
Well, I looked around this crazy world and tried to make some sense of it
Robbed a bank and stole a car...
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hellocupcake:
1. yeah, i can't find that blog. but you're adorable either way
2.
that's my hair.
3. i hate winter
2.
that's my hair.
3. i hate winter
jocelynn:
Did you leave the SGBC group on your own accord?
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=a14vnUpjN_Y [/YOUTUBE]
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=znKZ3s_8DV8 [/YOUTUBE]
Hey! What's goin' on?
Hey! What went wrong?
Hey! I don't know why?
Hey! I might as well try!
Let's go!
Well, I looked around this crazy world and tried to make some sense of it
Robbed a bank and stole a car and tried to put some dents in it
And everybody is playing games I don't know what to...
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[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=znKZ3s_8DV8 [/YOUTUBE]
Hey! What's goin' on?
Hey! What went wrong?
Hey! I don't know why?
Hey! I might as well try!
Let's go!
Well, I looked around this crazy world and tried to make some sense of it
Robbed a bank and stole a car and tried to put some dents in it
And everybody is playing games I don't know what to...
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hellocupcake:
brass knuckles on my left wrist, so gorgeous.
hellocupcake:
thanks, sir.
What have I done wrong that I should be sorry?
You broke my heart you left in no hurry.
What I'm sorry for is all those wasted days...
And all those wasted ways that I loved you.
What didn't I do that made you want to leave me?
My life was so full now it seems so empty.
What I didn't do is love you...
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elea:
yeah they are looking for a new place to re-open movimento. i can't wait. hell i spent new years there. broke my watch in the mosh pit
SonOfAPunk said:
WHATTHEFUCKPIETASTERSANDTHETOASTERS?!
wut??
adrenalynne:
way to go awesomepants.
sorry i missed that show
nats and i will be at the next one.
in other news - excited to help with the moving or what? sadly, i will be at work. or not so sadly, depending on your persepctive. lol.
sorry i missed that show
nats and i will be at the next one.
in other news - excited to help with the moving or what? sadly, i will be at work. or not so sadly, depending on your persepctive. lol.
This is the only thing recorded from the show and party that was thrown for my birthday. Treasure it.
...And yeah, I changed my hair. Haha.
...And yeah, I changed my hair. Haha.
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hellocupcake:
i've actually read that before lol... on facebook or here i guess?
the eye part is all kinds of badass :] how tall are you, kid?
the eye part is all kinds of badass :] how tall are you, kid?
hellocupcake:
"Anyhow, they're dishin' out bottles of Dasani like mad. I catch like 9 bottles 'cause I'm big."
^ that. well damn, i guess you are tall
^ that. well damn, i guess you are tall
You're a nice guy. Sarcastic as hell, but very kind.
I was so stoked on my set going up that, when it finally did, I saw everything awesome about it, but, like what people say to me, I saw it over and over and could only point out what was wrong. Like "Man, is my head really that big? No way. Holy fucking shit, it is. I have a huge noggin."
I have confidence, of course, but that doesn't mean that I don't have obvious and noticeable flaws. I like them, though.
Like, my left arm. My bones are fused together an inch below my elbow instead of above. I can't turn my wrist on its own. So, I have to turn my entire arm. I can't touch my left shoulder with my left hand because of it. It's only noticeable when I try, because I look like a fucking "special needs" human when I do it. It's fun, though. I could never direct traffic.
(What's the punch line?) Because I would slap myself in the face. Haw haw haw.
So, even though fuckwads are negative about my fuzzy vagina or that I look like I need a tan or even that I'm not hot enough to be an SG; I may get all chuffed about it for a limited amount of time, but, I mean, I'm pretty fucking stellar.
My friends and the few select strangers I let get close enough to become a friend of mine (I have trust issues? Long, complicated story.) and visa-versa can see through my mistakes, mishaps, and funny little flaws. Glad to add one to the count.