FUNFACT: You know what sucks? Being fucking pissed drunk and writing this post... And you know what fucking sucks beyond that? The fact that I had 3 litres of boiling pasta-water poured onto my cock, balls, left chest, left thigh, and left shin. I am in so much fucking pain you don't even know... I seriously want to scream for as long as the pain lasts...
Hey, you know what's rad though? This picture...
It;s dyed skull and crossbones on both sides. My right side has like... Moles, where eyes should be. As disgusting as that sounds, it's actually pretty rad...
I gotta go to the ambulance now. Someone at this metalhead party called me an ambulance for my scoldings... It hurts.
I'm so hurt...
Hey, you know what's rad though? This picture...

It;s dyed skull and crossbones on both sides. My right side has like... Moles, where eyes should be. As disgusting as that sounds, it's actually pretty rad...
I gotta go to the ambulance now. Someone at this metalhead party called me an ambulance for my scoldings... It hurts.


I'm so hurt...
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