sonofapunk

FUNFACT: Fuck ye ninjas. Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum, you farking backstabbering pussies. Go ahead, wear shite-loads of black... There be something you don't know about me, scallywags... Due to the (popular) fact that I's a pirate, I be drunk all thee time. This gives me the ability to see in the dark (or at least think so), so wearin' all that thar black won't help ye!



So yeah... I'm still bored as shit. I found out the hard way that if I sex-too-fast-or-too-hard I end up in severe amounts of agony. Fucking surgery. I wish you never happened!

I'm dead-set on longboarding. It just looks like it's so for me! The more I see, the more I wanna do it! Damn this being broke-as-a-joke, and damn this lack of movement! I tell you, being bed-ridden for several weeks makes you fucking active!

The sun is shining.

I went bowling the other day, after consuming about 40 dollars worth of Taco Bell. I bought a bottle of pirate-drink (Captain Morgan, to be precise), yet I never got to get pirate-drunk. So I think that might happen tonight.

At Disco-bowling, I swindled me (or commondeered, if Pirate-talk be what ye crave) a pair of fruity-bowling shoes! They're kinda like these:
But they have a big "15" on the back in fruity-early-nineties-neon-colours. Haha!

I chopped off my goatee... 5 months of growage, down the drain. I feel liberated, yet... Naked...

PetitePinkPixie and I had a lot of fun. More fun to be had at the bingo hall this Friday or Saturday... We're gonna get shitfaced and kick some old-lady ass at their own gambling-games! Motherfuckers!



If you're rad, do me this favour!
Go to this place and listen to the song play all the way through! You don't even have to have your speakers on! Just let the song play until the very end, and then be on your merry way. That's all I ask for. Puh-Weeeeeze do this for me! Help my buddies get to Warped Tour! Do this thing several times, but you can only do it once a day per computer, (unless you clean out your temp files... I think... This is a theory, but we think you may be able to vote more than once this way... Worth a try!)

Do it! Pleeeease?!

Thanks in advance!

Speaking of the Secondrate Rejects... I must be on my way. They're playing tonight with some out-of-town bands and I have a bottle of pirate-rum to consume and a bunch of punks to ride in a van with.

Take it easy y'all! I swear I'll post shitloads of fun pictures once I get batteries for my camera!

Have fun, and be well!