FUNFACT: 70% of Grade 11 was a blurry haze to me. I abused alcohol a lot, out of depression mostly, which was dumb. We found out several ways to be drunk during class. I finished that year with a B average. Haha! Take that, schoolboard! Hahahaha!
Well, the lovely Saraphine made a quiz, and I thought, what the hell, why not slap it here?
Why are you a member of SG?
I think it's kind of a fetish.
Really... I think if Freud were to examine me, he'd tell me it comes from all my mom's friends as a kid. They were all gutterpunks, as were my parents; heavily tattooed and pierced, leathers and boots, dyed hair and ripped clothes, good attitudes, good times. Nothing's hotter than a girlie with inkage. 
Do you belong to other online communities? (excluding myspace of course)
No, not even MySpace. MySpace is internet-zombie-AIDS. Like I said, lots of people got it. They want you to get it too. They want to "friend" you. Once you make a MySpace, you're forever stuck with MySpace. You can't get rid of it... I hate it. It's all crappily put together "profiles" with more quotes that you can shake a stick at, crappy images and flash animations that make your compy-pu-tator slow down. I hate MySpace and it's army of 13-16 year old idiots.
How into porn are you?
It's a good way to waste time with members of the opposite sex. I do it all the time. I watch it from time to time, but nothing regular and nothing purchase-worthy. I am however looking forward to purchasing a new Pirate porn!
Would you ever be in a porn?
I suppose. For cash? Maybe. I've had offers, and I'm STILL contemplating it. I dunno. It's fast, exciting, hot, and in-the-moment... But I dunno. I'm still looking for excuses not to do it. Would I be in home-made-porn? Fucks yeah!
Will you take a picture of yourself for me? Right now? And then post it? (if the answer is yes, please do so)
Aw, I so would, but I think my digital camera is on the fritz. No batteries and whatnot.
How long has it been since you last had sex? Tell the truth. No one is judging---I am curious about it.
Ummm... Hmmm... What day is it? Ummm... I'd saaaay... 32 hours. Yeah. That seems correct.
Do you get along with your parents?
Sometimes. Mostly no. My biological father hasn't spoken to me since I was 12, my step-father is the biggest prick I've ever even heard of - ever, and my mom is an emotional and mental wreck (she'll be your best friend one moment, and your worst enemy the next... but it's only as a result of living with an emotionally abusive prick for so long... she used to be alright...)
Do you get into arguments with people often?
Uhhh... I'd love to say no, but I think I do. I don't start them, that's for sure. Very rarely do I get so pissed off enough as to give a shit and then start an argument. I defend myself often from bullshit lies, if that qualifies.
If so, do you always think you are right?
If I didn't, why would I argue? That's happened before. I've been wrong. I'll openly admit it. My actions have been wrong, but my feelings, never.
Do you have a roomate?(sig. others count)
Naw, basement suite to myself.
Do you have pets?
Captain Bettie Monroe, my pet rat!
Have you ever had sex with someone you literally just met, and then continued to have a long term friendship with them?
Uhhhh... Ummmm... Yeah. Yeah I guess so. It lasted 6 years, and I still love the girl to pieces, so I guess it worked out.
Have you ever put out a 'zine?
Pfft. Naw.
What do you do for exercise?
Walk. A lot. And recently, skateboarding.
How often do you clean your bathroom?
Once a month.
" " " " " " " change your sheets?
Once a month.
Do you collect anything? What?
Pocky boxes (don't ask), Lost cans (they're SO pretty!), posters of shit I like, rubber duckies that look original and badass, music, videogames, yadda yadda.
What are you reading right now?
Nothing. Waiting for Jordan's book, so my reading-slate is clean!
Is your room a mess?
Yeah dude, harsh. I think I'll clean it today, actually.
What is a goal you have right now?
Oh fuck... Ummm... Look into film-schooling. Look into how to score a film-related job. Go back to work when my belly's healed. Make serious decisions about my love-life. Explain said decisions to people relevant. Get drivers license. Go to said school. Find longboard.
Name something you really want to do, but you feel for some reason you can't. (only realistic answers apply--as in no I want to be an alien or anything)
Get rich and famous. Seriously. I wanna entertain the world with my work. I wanna be known as the guy who went from rags to riches in the film industry. I know how to entertain. I'm really fucking good at it, and it just so happens that my passion is film.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?
No. I believe there is someone for everyone who is mentally, emotionally, and spiritually stable. Assholes and psychopaths and so-on don't deserve mates.
If someone calls you from a strange number and doesn't leave a message, will you call them and ask them who they are?
"Hey, how's it goin'? Ummm... At about ___'o'clock, someone called my cell from this number, and I'm wondering who it was. Can you help me?"
If you have a crush on someone, how do you handle it?
I usually don't do anything. I got no drive for relationships. I don't cheat, and I'm usually in a relationship, so... Oh wait... I guess you could say I "get into a relationship with them"... And yeah... That'll explain a lot...
Do you go to the grocery store for food, or do you primarily eat out?
Out. All the time!
Do you celebrate your birthday, or avoid it?
Avoid. But I go NUTS for other peoples' birthdays. Last August there was a party I hosted for Jax, and like 200 people showed up. It was such a good time.
Do you think you are good looking?
I dunno. I know what I am, and I know what I'm not. "Good looking" all depends on who's looking at me, I suppose.
Do you think you are good in bed?
Yes.
Will you take a picture of something you love right now and post it here for me?
Like I said... Camera issues...
Alrighty... Let's blitz this journal...
I'm in the market for a longboard, or skateboard, either/or. A deal's a deal, and I'm looking for a bargain!
I think I need to go back to work. This surgery-vacation has gotten stale.
I gotta get my fucking tattoos fucking planned already...
Summertime. Maybe time to buy new clothes.
Gotta get my memory card for my phone off of Edgar.
Pick up shit from mall that I ordered.
Look into schooling.
Look into work in the film-industry.
Play more bass.
Consume less.
See more movies.
Go skate more.
Alright, peace, love, and all the sexy-mushy stuff that we do after sex! I'm gonna go skate now! Take it easy!
Well, the lovely Saraphine made a quiz, and I thought, what the hell, why not slap it here?
Why are you a member of SG?
I think it's kind of a fetish.
Really... I think if Freud were to examine me, he'd tell me it comes from all my mom's friends as a kid. They were all gutterpunks, as were my parents; heavily tattooed and pierced, leathers and boots, dyed hair and ripped clothes, good attitudes, good times. Nothing's hotter than a girlie with inkage.
Do you belong to other online communities? (excluding myspace of course)
No, not even MySpace. MySpace is internet-zombie-AIDS. Like I said, lots of people got it. They want you to get it too. They want to "friend" you. Once you make a MySpace, you're forever stuck with MySpace. You can't get rid of it... I hate it. It's all crappily put together "profiles" with more quotes that you can shake a stick at, crappy images and flash animations that make your compy-pu-tator slow down. I hate MySpace and it's army of 13-16 year old idiots.
How into porn are you?
It's a good way to waste time with members of the opposite sex. I do it all the time. I watch it from time to time, but nothing regular and nothing purchase-worthy. I am however looking forward to purchasing a new Pirate porn!
Would you ever be in a porn?
I suppose. For cash? Maybe. I've had offers, and I'm STILL contemplating it. I dunno. It's fast, exciting, hot, and in-the-moment... But I dunno. I'm still looking for excuses not to do it. Would I be in home-made-porn? Fucks yeah!
Will you take a picture of yourself for me? Right now? And then post it? (if the answer is yes, please do so)
Aw, I so would, but I think my digital camera is on the fritz. No batteries and whatnot.
How long has it been since you last had sex? Tell the truth. No one is judging---I am curious about it.
Ummm... Hmmm... What day is it? Ummm... I'd saaaay... 32 hours. Yeah. That seems correct.
Do you get along with your parents?
Sometimes. Mostly no. My biological father hasn't spoken to me since I was 12, my step-father is the biggest prick I've ever even heard of - ever, and my mom is an emotional and mental wreck (she'll be your best friend one moment, and your worst enemy the next... but it's only as a result of living with an emotionally abusive prick for so long... she used to be alright...)
Do you get into arguments with people often?
Uhhh... I'd love to say no, but I think I do. I don't start them, that's for sure. Very rarely do I get so pissed off enough as to give a shit and then start an argument. I defend myself often from bullshit lies, if that qualifies.
If so, do you always think you are right?
If I didn't, why would I argue? That's happened before. I've been wrong. I'll openly admit it. My actions have been wrong, but my feelings, never.
Do you have a roomate?(sig. others count)
Naw, basement suite to myself.
Do you have pets?
Captain Bettie Monroe, my pet rat!
Have you ever had sex with someone you literally just met, and then continued to have a long term friendship with them?
Uhhhh... Ummmm... Yeah. Yeah I guess so. It lasted 6 years, and I still love the girl to pieces, so I guess it worked out.
Have you ever put out a 'zine?
Pfft. Naw.
What do you do for exercise?
Walk. A lot. And recently, skateboarding.
How often do you clean your bathroom?
Once a month.
" " " " " " " change your sheets?
Once a month.
Do you collect anything? What?
Pocky boxes (don't ask), Lost cans (they're SO pretty!), posters of shit I like, rubber duckies that look original and badass, music, videogames, yadda yadda.
What are you reading right now?
Nothing. Waiting for Jordan's book, so my reading-slate is clean!
Is your room a mess?
Yeah dude, harsh. I think I'll clean it today, actually.
What is a goal you have right now?
Oh fuck... Ummm... Look into film-schooling. Look into how to score a film-related job. Go back to work when my belly's healed. Make serious decisions about my love-life. Explain said decisions to people relevant. Get drivers license. Go to said school. Find longboard.
Name something you really want to do, but you feel for some reason you can't. (only realistic answers apply--as in no I want to be an alien or anything)
Get rich and famous. Seriously. I wanna entertain the world with my work. I wanna be known as the guy who went from rags to riches in the film industry. I know how to entertain. I'm really fucking good at it, and it just so happens that my passion is film.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?
No. I believe there is someone for everyone who is mentally, emotionally, and spiritually stable. Assholes and psychopaths and so-on don't deserve mates.
If someone calls you from a strange number and doesn't leave a message, will you call them and ask them who they are?
"Hey, how's it goin'? Ummm... At about ___'o'clock, someone called my cell from this number, and I'm wondering who it was. Can you help me?"
If you have a crush on someone, how do you handle it?
I usually don't do anything. I got no drive for relationships. I don't cheat, and I'm usually in a relationship, so... Oh wait... I guess you could say I "get into a relationship with them"... And yeah... That'll explain a lot...
Do you go to the grocery store for food, or do you primarily eat out?
Out. All the time!
Do you celebrate your birthday, or avoid it?
Avoid. But I go NUTS for other peoples' birthdays. Last August there was a party I hosted for Jax, and like 200 people showed up. It was such a good time.
Do you think you are good looking?
I dunno. I know what I am, and I know what I'm not. "Good looking" all depends on who's looking at me, I suppose.
Do you think you are good in bed?
Yes.
Will you take a picture of something you love right now and post it here for me?
Like I said... Camera issues...
Alrighty... Let's blitz this journal...
I'm in the market for a longboard, or skateboard, either/or. A deal's a deal, and I'm looking for a bargain!
I think I need to go back to work. This surgery-vacation has gotten stale.
I gotta get my fucking tattoos fucking planned already...
Summertime. Maybe time to buy new clothes.
Gotta get my memory card for my phone off of Edgar.
Pick up shit from mall that I ordered.
Look into schooling.
Look into work in the film-industry.
Play more bass.
Consume less.
See more movies.
Go skate more.
Alright, peace, love, and all the sexy-mushy stuff that we do after sex! I'm gonna go skate now! Take it easy!
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Boy bassists are sexy too