FUNFACT: I am a lesbian.
I've decided to cut this post down a fair bit, perhaps a little easy-reading this time.
Lemme start off by saying, "I got my hair did!"
See the last pic? That's how much I'm smiling ALL the time now! I love my mohawk! I remind me of my mom, back when she was cool!
Tommythecat420 is a fucking rockstar. Remember how I posted that picture of my hand/palm with all the Gwar on it from an old gig? He palm-read me!
"Palm type: Fire.
Energetic, enthusiastic, versatile, spontaneous and changable, fire type palms are usually very sociable and generous. Some people may find your changable and spontaneous nature a little frustrating, but they are usually carried along by your enthusiasm...?
The callouses indicate a bass player who's not a pick-pussy. Like me - fingers or thumb only, all the way. Rock and fucking roll. Okay, I knew you played bass anyway.
The very wrinkly plams are a sign of having lived many lives before, and being what is referred to as an 'old soul'. Good thing. Means you're on your way to being an ascended master like Jesus, Buddah, or Hari krishna etc. Maybe in 20 or so lifetimes. that's a guess.
Okay, the four quadrants. You have all four quadrants quite enlarged. This is fucking rad! The outer passive (the thumb part) indicates you have a high sexual drive, alot of stamina (point this out to chicks!) and a good level of physical energy. Man I am stoned as hell in ahotel in Blackpool right now, so i hope this is making sense.
The outer active (between thumb and first finger) is also quite enlarged, and this indicates that you have the ability to work hard to acheive the goals you have set yourself. You have drive and determination, in good amounts. All kicks ass so far!
Inner passive (across from the thumb, the inside of the left hand with palm facing you) is creativity and imagination. apparently, you are very creative and imaginative. This too, absolutely fucking rocks.
Outer active (below little finger) is the least developed, but is still more developed than most i have seen. It indicates you level of ability to learn and your desire for intellectuality. Not an amazing level, but still good.
Now the lines.
You have a strongly split head line (horizontal across the palm, the upper most clear line), with the upper split having a sharp bend, and ending between your first and second fingers.
What this indicates is that you have the ability to be very stuck in your ways and feel a strong need for security, although you also have an equal ability to be quite carefree and very experimental - this ties in with your changeable nature. The sharp bend is fascinating, it seems to indicate that near your 50's to 70's you may become very selfish for a while, although you will return to a state of being more balanced. You can also be very romantic, while you are also happy with the back seat of a car.
Your heart line (the next main one down) appears to start from the same place as the life line, which suggests that you had a very close family upbringing, and may lack independence to a degree, although your independence is increasing as you get older. It stretches right into your inner passive quadrant, almost to the edge, which indicates your true happiness lies in creativity, and that is what you would be good at.
The life line (curving down to the wrist, starting above the thumb, the 3rd major line) comes quite a bit into the inner active quadrant, suggesting that you may be quite a physical person, some may describe you as 'larger than life'. You have a large prescence and energy, which makes you instantly noticable anywhere, as opposed to those people who can appear invisible even when you are looking right at them (did you see that episode of Dark angel? amazing...)Have you heard that before about yourself? I'm guessing you have.
There is no sign of any health problems in the future, so as long as you look after yourself (because this can change) you should live a long healthy life."
Go over to his page and fucking thank him for me! Lord knows I will! Who knows: maybe he'll even read your palm! I must say, 90% of this is pretty damn accurate.
Once again, his name is Tommythecat420 and he is a fucking rockstar.
PinkPunk13 is a cutie. Except she needs to fucking learn to shut the fuck up sometimes! Jesus TittyFucking Christ!
It's been a slow-as-frozen-fucking-molasses-rolling-up-hill week for me. Why? Because work is bullshit and they slimme dmy hours down to like 8 - 12 a week and I'm making barely enough money to simply eat.
If any of you will accept my sex in exchange for currency, goods, or services, please let me know. I'm a professional, and I'm discreet. I promise I will rarely brag about our encounters. I promise I will seldom record our sessions.
Hahahaha! But seriously though, I need some fucking money. I can't adventure with $8.73 Canadian goddamnit, I just can't. And the fact that every single friend I have is unemplyed doesn't help either.
Shit, if it weren't for music I'd be a few fries short of a happy meal.
Mohawk! Eeeeeeee!
Not much to say...
Oh shit! Motherfucker! Balls! Ass! Cock! I got tagged, didn't I? Fuck, here we go... Damn you Bloomews, damn your cute-ass!
Seven things to do before I die:
1) Spend my fifteen minutes of fame doing nothing other than creating shitloads of quality (or intentionally shitty) entertainment in the film industry.
2) Talk to my ample-absent father.
3) Cover my body in shitloads of ink.
4) Be good enough at bass-guitar to inspire other people, or at least entertain them enough to go "Shit! That's a tasty groove!"
5) Roadtrip... Lots. Seriouly,SG Live Burlesque, my homies and I are gonna be fucking groupies once we round up the cash. We don't wanna follow/stalk/creep-you-out, we just got an infinite thirst for punk-rock-boobs.
6) Never stop adventuring.
7) Remain totally rad.
2. Seven Things I Cannot Do:
1) Hold a grudge. Unless you've scarred a loved one for life, then I'll eat your fucking soul and leave you hooked up to a machine for the rest of your painful fucking life, if I ever see you again.
2) Not enjoy any media. Everything has it's purpose, everything has its ups-and-downs. Reality TV: Hate it. But so pathetic you GOTTA laugh! Another example, Simple Plan: I enjoy you because you make the rest of my music seem THAT much better. Thank you. Now die of eye-cancer.
3) Find shoes that fucking fit me fucking properly.
4) Fake who I am. I can act. But I can't do it to myself to emulate what I'm not.
5) Stand Nazi's, gay-bashers/homophobes, racists, sexists, rapists, etc. Kind of falls under this sections Number 1. If you're an ignorant, intolerant fuckface I'm gonna try to educate you. You're entitled to your own beliefs as am I, just don't try to assimilate me. If you victimize me, a loved one, or simply act in a malicious way on your ignorant beliefs you will suffer the consequences.
6) Hurt girls. Even when she had that knife swinging away like a demented game of whack-a-mole. Just can't do it.
7) Not get an infini-boner from punk chicks.
3. Seven things that attract me to where I live (Vancouver, BC):
1) The people.
2) The weather.
3) The culture.
4) The availability of everything.
5) Downtown.
6) Punk chicks.
7) The ability to "Get Away From It All" with a short walk or drive.
4. Seven things I say most often:
1) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! (I always am laughing at something... Everything's funny!)
2) "Fuck!"
3) "Fuck."
4) "Fuck?"
5) "Rad!"
6) "I'm huuuuuuuungryyyyyy...
"
7) "What the fuck?! Dude, 2 million sperm and you got there first... Why couldn't you have been in one of the loads your mom got famous for swallowing?! Seriously, crack open a fuckin' book you fucking mongoloid. If your genitals were HALF as underdeveloped as your brain you'd be a fucking hermaphodite. Whassamatter? Too many syllables? Okay, how about this: If you were a flavour of gum, you'd be BEWILDER-Mint. You better not have children, or I'll make it my SOLE duty in like to molest them..." (Hahaha! I get pretty laughy/vulgar with my friends at time!)
5. Seven Books that I Love:
(In no order...)
1) Animal Farm by George Orwell
2) Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
3) Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
4) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
5) The Complete Idiots Guide To Not Giving A Fuck
6) The Dark by James Hubert
7) How To Make Love Like A Pornstar by Jenna Jameson
6. Seven movies I watch over and over again:
1) Alien(s) (one-through-four)
2) Predator (one-and-two)
3) Anything by Quentin Tarantino
4) Porno (Not that I do much anymore (honest!), but watching sex can be some hot stuff!)
5) All of the Evil Dead's
6) Anything "Scary" or "Gory" or "Dark"
7) Give 'Em The Boot
7. Seven people to tag.
1) Friedhamster
2) Phenomenater
3) Tommythecat420
4) Jackie
5) Saraphine
6) JoJo_Suicide
7) Myself! (Oh wait... There's "No-Tag-Backs" is there? Damn!) PinkPunk13, you win place number seven.
Fuck! I made another long post... Goddamnit! I'm so sorry. Again, any inconvenience is redeemable for sexual favours! Please us the new SG Messenger system to redeem your inconvenience for physical pleasure! "First come, first serve."
Hurry! Hurry! My schedules filling up fast! 
Once again, you guys all rock. You read all the way down to here?! Awwwww... Babe... You know I Wuv you... With a capitol "W"!
Crank up the punk. Crank up the ska. Crank up the love. Fucking feeeeeeeeel me.
Wuv,
PunkerSlut
[PS -
This is the back of that "Unicorns Are Kickass" shirt I'm always seen wearing. A buncha you wanted to see the back. So there you go!]
I've decided to cut this post down a fair bit, perhaps a little easy-reading this time.
Lemme start off by saying, "I got my hair did!"
See the last pic? That's how much I'm smiling ALL the time now! I love my mohawk! I remind me of my mom, back when she was cool!
Tommythecat420 is a fucking rockstar. Remember how I posted that picture of my hand/palm with all the Gwar on it from an old gig? He palm-read me!
"Palm type: Fire.
Energetic, enthusiastic, versatile, spontaneous and changable, fire type palms are usually very sociable and generous. Some people may find your changable and spontaneous nature a little frustrating, but they are usually carried along by your enthusiasm...?
The callouses indicate a bass player who's not a pick-pussy. Like me - fingers or thumb only, all the way. Rock and fucking roll. Okay, I knew you played bass anyway.
The very wrinkly plams are a sign of having lived many lives before, and being what is referred to as an 'old soul'. Good thing. Means you're on your way to being an ascended master like Jesus, Buddah, or Hari krishna etc. Maybe in 20 or so lifetimes. that's a guess.
Okay, the four quadrants. You have all four quadrants quite enlarged. This is fucking rad! The outer passive (the thumb part) indicates you have a high sexual drive, alot of stamina (point this out to chicks!) and a good level of physical energy. Man I am stoned as hell in ahotel in Blackpool right now, so i hope this is making sense.
The outer active (between thumb and first finger) is also quite enlarged, and this indicates that you have the ability to work hard to acheive the goals you have set yourself. You have drive and determination, in good amounts. All kicks ass so far!
Inner passive (across from the thumb, the inside of the left hand with palm facing you) is creativity and imagination. apparently, you are very creative and imaginative. This too, absolutely fucking rocks.
Outer active (below little finger) is the least developed, but is still more developed than most i have seen. It indicates you level of ability to learn and your desire for intellectuality. Not an amazing level, but still good.
Now the lines.
You have a strongly split head line (horizontal across the palm, the upper most clear line), with the upper split having a sharp bend, and ending between your first and second fingers.
What this indicates is that you have the ability to be very stuck in your ways and feel a strong need for security, although you also have an equal ability to be quite carefree and very experimental - this ties in with your changeable nature. The sharp bend is fascinating, it seems to indicate that near your 50's to 70's you may become very selfish for a while, although you will return to a state of being more balanced. You can also be very romantic, while you are also happy with the back seat of a car.
Your heart line (the next main one down) appears to start from the same place as the life line, which suggests that you had a very close family upbringing, and may lack independence to a degree, although your independence is increasing as you get older. It stretches right into your inner passive quadrant, almost to the edge, which indicates your true happiness lies in creativity, and that is what you would be good at.
The life line (curving down to the wrist, starting above the thumb, the 3rd major line) comes quite a bit into the inner active quadrant, suggesting that you may be quite a physical person, some may describe you as 'larger than life'. You have a large prescence and energy, which makes you instantly noticable anywhere, as opposed to those people who can appear invisible even when you are looking right at them (did you see that episode of Dark angel? amazing...)Have you heard that before about yourself? I'm guessing you have.
There is no sign of any health problems in the future, so as long as you look after yourself (because this can change) you should live a long healthy life."
Go over to his page and fucking thank him for me! Lord knows I will! Who knows: maybe he'll even read your palm! I must say, 90% of this is pretty damn accurate.
Once again, his name is Tommythecat420 and he is a fucking rockstar.
PinkPunk13 is a cutie. Except she needs to fucking learn to shut the fuck up sometimes! Jesus TittyFucking Christ!
It's been a slow-as-frozen-fucking-molasses-rolling-up-hill week for me. Why? Because work is bullshit and they slimme dmy hours down to like 8 - 12 a week and I'm making barely enough money to simply eat.
If any of you will accept my sex in exchange for currency, goods, or services, please let me know. I'm a professional, and I'm discreet. I promise I will rarely brag about our encounters. I promise I will seldom record our sessions.
Hahahaha! But seriously though, I need some fucking money. I can't adventure with $8.73 Canadian goddamnit, I just can't. And the fact that every single friend I have is unemplyed doesn't help either.
Shit, if it weren't for music I'd be a few fries short of a happy meal.
Mohawk! Eeeeeeee!
Not much to say...
Oh shit! Motherfucker! Balls! Ass! Cock! I got tagged, didn't I? Fuck, here we go... Damn you Bloomews, damn your cute-ass!
Seven things to do before I die:
1) Spend my fifteen minutes of fame doing nothing other than creating shitloads of quality (or intentionally shitty) entertainment in the film industry.
2) Talk to my ample-absent father.
3) Cover my body in shitloads of ink.
4) Be good enough at bass-guitar to inspire other people, or at least entertain them enough to go "Shit! That's a tasty groove!"
5) Roadtrip... Lots. Seriouly,SG Live Burlesque, my homies and I are gonna be fucking groupies once we round up the cash. We don't wanna follow/stalk/creep-you-out, we just got an infinite thirst for punk-rock-boobs.
6) Never stop adventuring.
7) Remain totally rad.
2. Seven Things I Cannot Do:
1) Hold a grudge. Unless you've scarred a loved one for life, then I'll eat your fucking soul and leave you hooked up to a machine for the rest of your painful fucking life, if I ever see you again.
2) Not enjoy any media. Everything has it's purpose, everything has its ups-and-downs. Reality TV: Hate it. But so pathetic you GOTTA laugh! Another example, Simple Plan: I enjoy you because you make the rest of my music seem THAT much better. Thank you. Now die of eye-cancer.
3) Find shoes that fucking fit me fucking properly.
4) Fake who I am. I can act. But I can't do it to myself to emulate what I'm not.
5) Stand Nazi's, gay-bashers/homophobes, racists, sexists, rapists, etc. Kind of falls under this sections Number 1. If you're an ignorant, intolerant fuckface I'm gonna try to educate you. You're entitled to your own beliefs as am I, just don't try to assimilate me. If you victimize me, a loved one, or simply act in a malicious way on your ignorant beliefs you will suffer the consequences.
6) Hurt girls. Even when she had that knife swinging away like a demented game of whack-a-mole. Just can't do it.
7) Not get an infini-boner from punk chicks.
3. Seven things that attract me to where I live (Vancouver, BC):
1) The people.
2) The weather.
3) The culture.
4) The availability of everything.
5) Downtown.
6) Punk chicks.
7) The ability to "Get Away From It All" with a short walk or drive.
4. Seven things I say most often:
1) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! (I always am laughing at something... Everything's funny!)
2) "Fuck!"
3) "Fuck."
4) "Fuck?"
5) "Rad!"
6) "I'm huuuuuuuungryyyyyy...
"
7) "What the fuck?! Dude, 2 million sperm and you got there first... Why couldn't you have been in one of the loads your mom got famous for swallowing?! Seriously, crack open a fuckin' book you fucking mongoloid. If your genitals were HALF as underdeveloped as your brain you'd be a fucking hermaphodite. Whassamatter? Too many syllables? Okay, how about this: If you were a flavour of gum, you'd be BEWILDER-Mint. You better not have children, or I'll make it my SOLE duty in like to molest them..." (Hahaha! I get pretty laughy/vulgar with my friends at time!
)
5. Seven Books that I Love:
(In no order...)
1) Animal Farm by George Orwell
2) Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
3) Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
4) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
5) The Complete Idiots Guide To Not Giving A Fuck
6) The Dark by James Hubert
7) How To Make Love Like A Pornstar by Jenna Jameson
6. Seven movies I watch over and over again:
1) Alien(s) (one-through-four)
2) Predator (one-and-two)
3) Anything by Quentin Tarantino
4) Porno (Not that I do much anymore (honest!), but watching sex can be some hot stuff!)
5) All of the Evil Dead's
6) Anything "Scary" or "Gory" or "Dark"
7) Give 'Em The Boot
7. Seven people to tag.
1) Friedhamster
2) Phenomenater
3) Tommythecat420
4) Jackie
5) Saraphine
6) JoJo_Suicide
7) Myself! (Oh wait... There's "No-Tag-Backs" is there? Damn!) PinkPunk13, you win place number seven.
Fuck! I made another long post... Goddamnit! I'm so sorry. Again, any inconvenience is redeemable for sexual favours! Please us the new SG Messenger system to redeem your inconvenience for physical pleasure!
"First come, first serve."
Hurry! Hurry! My schedules filling up fast!
Once again, you guys all rock. You read all the way down to here?! Awwwww... Babe... You know I Wuv you... With a capitol "W"!
Crank up the punk. Crank up the ska. Crank up the love. Fucking feeeeeeeeel me.
Wuv,
PunkerSlut
[PS -
This is the back of that "Unicorns Are Kickass" shirt I'm always seen wearing. A buncha you wanted to see the back. So there you go!
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sarcasticmenace:
Thanks! Your avatar is pretty darn cool too. You have a great face.
pinkpunk13:
Go to annalee's journal,Fucking gruesome