sonofapunk

FUNFACT: In the year 2005, I lost about 80 pounds without even trying. I am 6'4" (maybe more now, I dunno), and my shoulders are like a bajillion miles across, so I've always have been, and will be a "big" person. But at the beginning of 2005, and at the peak of some depression, I weighed in at about 320 pounds. Disgusting, I know. But I simply stopped eating four super-sized quarter-pounder-with-cheese meals a day (out of pure boredom), and drank water like a fish! I walked instead of begging for rides when I wanted adventure. That's it, that's all. The fastest form of fast-food I'd allow myself is Subway. And now I'm still a "huge" kind of dude, but I only weigh 240-something-pounds. I personally couldn't give less of a shit what I look like, I love me, I give the best hugs, and I'm spectacular with myself in the sack, (I don't even have to tell myself what I want, and somehow I just know and do it!)... But I'll definately admit there are some benefits: I don't jiggle when I brush my teeth, I don't sweat like a madman for no reason, I look better in home-made porno, it's easier to find clothes that are comfortable AND aesthetically pleasing. Snoogans.

Poor Quinne. I know exactly what she's going through. Happened to me not too long ago with a girlfriend of 6 years. It's sparked a thought: Maybe I should start a "Coping With Adultery" group. It's a hard fucking time when it happens, I know that for a fact. There's lots of confusion, lots of questions, lots of needs. Maybe a group full of people with good advice is what a lot of people can use. It's kind of a depressing topic of a group, but it's a part of like. It happens to the best of us. Maybe there's already a group, or maybe I can convince someone else to start it, who knows, I'll look into it.

In happier news...
I am still shocked at how warm and welcoming you guys all are. You're all really a dream come true! I love each and every one of you! Okay, I'll admit it, the ones I get to see naked, I love just a little bit more than the rest, teeheehee! But you're still all totally fucking rad!







Oh, and please check out my new pictures! It's something I made back in October, when I first planned on actually joining the site, right before my birthday and everything. But shit fell through. Regardless, it was made, and guarded on Halloween, for the majority of the night, with my pellet gun and throwing-candy. I was juggling a full-time job and script-writing and psycho-ex-girlfriend-issues while making this badboy, so it took me like 4 days to make everything you see in the pictures. I know it's late, and better late-than-never. And next Halloween is too far away for me to keep this from you. So enjoy! It's for all of you!