Yesterday I took a trip back to my old hood Montopolus. That's soooooooouth Austin. It's a pretty shitty neighborhood but hey. So I hung out there with my pal Ruben and boom some one breaks into his car...I said that like I'm John Madden or something pshhhh that was pretty stupid. Now where was I...right BOOM someone breaks into his car and he had just...
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Please allow me to adjust my pants so that I may dance the good time dance, and put all onlookers and innocent bystanders in a trance.
redmess:
hehehe...you wash your balls in ice water. the mental image is making me giggle uncontrollably.
HULK SMAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Awww dude my TV.
hmmmmmm
redmess:
wow, sounds like a good time...
so what is the "hmmmmm" all about?
so what is the "hmmmmm" all about?
I have moved up finally! 205lbs bench press for five reps. Now my arms are like noodles although next time I will need a spot cause It took a full minute to do the last one. Nothing els new to report sir!
-Kaiser Scheisskopf
-Kaiser Scheisskopf
Who, i ask godammit, who lives in a pineapple under the sea? It's been a strange week, and not the good strange either, I need
drugs
a drink
food
money
a better job
a better car
sex
medicine for my headache(does that count as drugs???)
more socks
soap
a higher sense of being(does that go along with the drugs?????)
sex
sleep
drugs
a drink
food
money
a better job
a better car
sex
medicine for my headache(does that count as drugs???)
more socks
soap
a higher sense of being(does that go along with the drugs?????)
sex
sleep
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redmess:
oh no! are you feeling better?
ovida:
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! *screamed ala Pirate Style*
Man, Ghengis gets around...
Man, Ghengis gets around...
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miffy:
i would go to chicago and murder everyone in the HQ if they lost my luggage. I own very little stuff, if they lost it, it's be all I had in the world.
redmess:
yeah, what happened to all the hot, shirtless photos huh, guy?
...
redmess:
i always dream of snakes. should i take this as a phallic symbol? do i love the cock? no comment
okaaaaaaaay so I need a new job and bad, not that I don't appreciate the value of hard work, far from it, but in this case it's purpose which fuels my ambition not income. I've lived in austin for two years and so far have accoplished squat, school has become a lesser priority to nessesity, and nessesity is becoming a luxury. Jobs like these, I...
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audacity:
I like you, yer funnnny. 
(i agree about the surreal guy)
(i agree about the surreal guy)
ilovemikehunt:
on the real? how'd that happen?
Here's to a new year. glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh zzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa. Any interesting resolutions out there?
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redmess:
right on...thanks for the support, guy!
redmess:
cheers!
...Plus It'd be really entertaining to see someone get beat up by a penis...