Yesterday I took a trip back to my old hood Montopolus. That's soooooooouth Austin. It's a pretty shitty neighborhood but hey. So I hung out there with my pal Ruben and boom some one breaks into his car...I said that like I'm John Madden or something pshhhh that was pretty stupid. Now where was I...right BOOM someone breaks into his car and he had just finished fixing it up to sell. So of course they take every thing worth taking and now he is pissed, and so am I cuz I was gonna buy it.

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...Plus It'd be really entertaining to see someone get beat up by a penis...