Awake since 4:30, couldn't sleep had funny dreams, Chasing down Monte Corlo and his band of Pepsi hench men I stole the gold flavored tortilla from the villagers of Guadalaparagoda thereby reasuring in spades the hippopatamus leg warmers for...anyway. Made beakfast, yes beakfast, I could have easily corrected that typo but now it will forever be known as beakfast. Anyway for beakfast I had soap flavored eggs, probably should have dried the pan better before fryin her up and bacon. I then proceeded to take a shower...for three hours the water was cold and it would have helped if I had soap. I got out towled off and tried to sleep again It was 7:45, watching george bush rise from his holy grave and declare war on the pakistani liberal capitalists from china I then proceeded to eat his head. Awake again at 7:30, yes I went back in time, my mouth tasted like my own toe and soapy flavored eggs from beakfast I began to flip through channels on the tv...this went on for about an hour before I realized I had'nt turned it on yet. The time is now 11:00...my day is off to a good start.
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