i was singing this in the shower, three days ago, and it's stuck in my head... i don't have an mp3 of this song on my laptop, so no listening to it.... the lyrics are from the top of my head, so hopefully i dont fuck it up too bad

if you know this song, without the help of google... I'll buy you a beer.

me and my brother, were talking to each other
bout what makes a man a man
was it brain or braun or the month that you were born
we just couldn't understand
our old man didn't like our appearance
he said that only women wear long hair
so me and my brother borrowed money from mother
we knew what he had to do
went downstairs past the barber and gymnasium
and got our arms tattooed

welcome to my life tattoo
im a man now thanks to you
i expect ill regret you
but the skin graft man won't get you
youll be there when i die
tattoo

dad beat me, cause mine said mother
mother naturally liked it, and beat my brother
cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
and she thought that was extremely rude

welcome to my life tattoo
we've a long time together me and you
i expect ill regret you
but the skin graft man won't get you
youll be there when i die
tattoo

now i'm older and i'm tattooed all over
and my wife is tattooed too.
tattooed to, you