Everclear...old Everclear, so good.
story time:
When I was 9, 10 years old, I had this stepmom that dressed me all fucked up, bright shoes, plaid pants with bright patches in the knees...for real. It was just shit a kid shouldn't be wearin' to school. She new that. Everyone else was tryin' to immitate mickael Jackson, and I looked like fuckin' dumbo. I was new wave years befor it existed. I was also beaten up several times for her sillyness.
Stepmom used to make me try and levitate befor going to school. That's how fucked up she was. Try learning arithmatic after half an hour of tryin' to make every particle in your body lighter then air...it doesn't add up.
She eventually ran off to an ashram in the woods where guru G, the harikrishna who drove a mercedes for safety reasons impregnated her. That would have been fine with me except she dragged my ass there with her. I'll never forgive my father for that.
Red Snapper rocks me too.
story time:
When I was 9, 10 years old, I had this stepmom that dressed me all fucked up, bright shoes, plaid pants with bright patches in the knees...for real. It was just shit a kid shouldn't be wearin' to school. She new that. Everyone else was tryin' to immitate mickael Jackson, and I looked like fuckin' dumbo. I was new wave years befor it existed. I was also beaten up several times for her sillyness.
Stepmom used to make me try and levitate befor going to school. That's how fucked up she was. Try learning arithmatic after half an hour of tryin' to make every particle in your body lighter then air...it doesn't add up.
She eventually ran off to an ashram in the woods where guru G, the harikrishna who drove a mercedes for safety reasons impregnated her. That would have been fine with me except she dragged my ass there with her. I'll never forgive my father for that.
Red Snapper rocks me too.