somuchrain

I promise, I do not, and will not, update this regularly. I just have to get this here before Iggy does (she's always stealing my good materal).

Iggy to CVS clerk: "Excuse me sir, could I please have this box of condoms so that thiis gentleman and I could have sex in manners and positions which you would find vile and Satanic?"

Indeed. Today I went shopping with Ilana, ate dinner with Iggy, and now we're making patches. Tomorrow we're gonna sleep in and I'm gonna make her breakfast in bed ... well I suppose I'm not going to make the breakfast in bed, so much as serve it to her in bed. Though, now that I think about it, and considering her eating habits (remember, she spent a lot of time around horses), I'm not sure which would produce more of a mess ...

how domestic i am...