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God, I'm updating a lot these days. This is weird.

There's this guy Seth who used to come into the store a lot. Bought computer games and we knew was vaguely involved in the piracy thing. We hate him, but it's not like anyone was too concerned about the piracy thing. I mean, there are tons of software pirates, and if it wasn't him it...
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You remember that story I wrote about, the third one from my class? Of course not, but to make a short story even shorter, it was a page and maybe a half, about a guy who listens to punk records with his friend in Berkeley and then moves to Fresno and people there don't like punk but then he meets a guy who he thinks...
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes, you jerks.

Deep thought for the day: I think that if you can't include your current mood in your livejournal update without some stupid little emoticon selected from a list, just don't fucking bother maintaining one.

I'll let the current music thing go for now, but remind you that no one gives a shit what you're listening to, and...
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Listen up, fuckwads. I know this is cliche and I know everyone does it, but fuck if this job doesn't start to drive you crazy.

Here's the deal.

You are a customer. I am here to serve you. I am not here to serve you a full fifteen minutes after I've stopped getting paid to be here. I don't like you. I like some customers,...
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You should all be watching Carnivale, because it is the best show in the history of the universe. Besides, it's different from anything else on TV. If you don't get HBO, at least rent the first season. It makes me happy.

Okay, so I started school for the semester. I had a semester off because PCC is gay and Winter semester is like a summer school style course; not something you can do if you have a job, because it's like six weeks with a three hour class every day. Okay, you can do it, but not if you want lazy time.

Things are good, though....
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I DANCE THE HAPPY DANCE OF JOY!!!

Not really.

I am now a consumer whore. In the past couple days, my friend generously bought me a Gameboy Advance. There were no games with it, so I wound up buying Final Fantasy I & II for it. Then today I got Funeral by Arcade Fire. Given how tight I've been with money lately, that equals consumer whore.

Oh, and my friend in Iraq stopped by....
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Please copy this down and save it, because it's very important.

EIGHT WAYS TO NOT GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BRICK

BY LUKE HACKNEY

1. Keep your home brick-free.

2. Avoid brickyards and places where they lay brick.

3. Don't go into or near old buildings made of brick. There is too much potential for a loose brick to fall out and hit...
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I was bored, so I searched Google for "Sean is". The results:

This is the reason Sean is dangerous, he is a history revisionist.

Sean is going to appear in the September issue of Teen Vogue magazine.

Mathematically 12 year old Sean is 1 in 64,805.

We're back and Sean is on vacation.

Strategic Environmental Analysis (SEAN) is a methodology for environmental or integrated sustainability...
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