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So, here is a story strait from my instant messenger thingy... Keep in mind that the person lives a dorm over, and my threat of putting them in the washer was quite real

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JaccoNamori: Annie!
SoyokazeSwifteye: hi
SoyokazeSwifteye: hi
SoyokazeSwifteye: hi
JaccoNamori: Annie annie annie! Its an anne! :-)
SoyokazeSwifteye: hi
JaccoNamori: Heya :-) How you been?
SoyokazeSwifteye: drunl
JaccoNamori: =-O
SoyokazeSwifteye: hio
JaccoNamori: I can tell you are drunk, because two of the lines fell off your K.
SoyokazeSwifteye: /wat uou diong
SoyokazeSwifteye: .sxush
SoyokazeSwifteye: wuh
JaccoNamori: You are too drunk annie!
SoyokazeSwifteye: yehn
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JaccoNamori: Tell me Im tall and then go to bed, lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: im all
SoyokazeSwifteye: tal
SoyokazeSwifteye: im tall
JaccoNamori: Yes you are... Now go to bed. lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: no not tired
JaccoNamori: K then
JaccoNamori: Hmmm
SoyokazeSwifteye: drunl maty
SoyokazeSwifteye: 2qn more to drinl
JaccoNamori: And the queen of egypt, too
SoyokazeSwifteye: k
SoyokazeSwifteye: sound funa
SoyokazeSwifteye: hgore you?
JaccoNamori: Im good :-)
SoyokazeSwifteye: sgood
SoyokazeSwifteye: liudtnre to manbo numb five
JaccoNamori: Go nap annie!
JaccoNamori: Or Im putting you in a washer
SoyokazeSwifteye: nooo not tired, nobody let me drink anymore
JaccoNamori: You are too drunk, tommorow you are going to be embarrased if you dont nap. Im telling you! lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: nt tire
SoyokazeSwifteye: dxKJ
JaccoNamori: I will make a face at you then :-*
JaccoNamori: I made a face :-D
SoyokazeSwifteye: funy fa;c'e
SoyokazeSwifteye: loijkdsa
SoyokazeSwifteye: l
JaccoNamori: Im saving this conversation, I hope you know. lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: know]\sdaxzc
SoyokazeSwifteye: i now
JaccoNamori: And printing it out and posting it in the commons ;-)
SoyokazeSwifteye: mewjkshg,mOF
SoyokazeSwifteye: MENAY
SoyokazeSwifteye: meany
SoyokazeSwifteye: thas what I emnt
JaccoNamori: Im just joking anne!
SoyokazeSwifteye: jerk
JaccoNamori: I will only post it in the gym, lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: bleh
SoyokazeSwifteye: I wan more
SoyokazeSwifteye: amst mised teh mouth
JaccoNamori: Drunk Annie, drunk!
SoyokazeSwifteye: k
SoyokazeSwifteye: i wan mroe vodka
SoyokazeSwifteye: vokda i god
SoyokazeSwifteye: god
SoyokazeSwifteye: good
SoyokazeSwifteye: tas wat i ment
SoyokazeSwifteye: is vry ddrun too
JaccoNamori: Vodka is not got!
JaccoNamori: God, lol
JaccoNamori: Leave the vodka alone, go naps. lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: debs id laugingi
SoyokazeSwifteye: debbie is very amused at the way that annie is typing
SoyokazeSwifteye: teas deb
JaccoNamori: Ohhh...
SoyokazeSwifteye: annie needs no more voldka
JaccoNamori: A friend wants me to ask you something anne!
JaccoNamori: Do you think a gnome could ride a duck to freedom, if it was trapped in a refrigerator?
SoyokazeSwifteye: yews
JaccoNamori: What about a frozen turkey?
SoyokazeSwifteye: sudri
SoyokazeSwifteye: jemns on e lao0h
SoyokazeSwifteye: ilni
SoyokazeSwifteye: hi
JaccoNamori: Hi
SoyokazeSwifteye: jhopws ru
SoyokazeSwifteye: jenna says how are you
SoyokazeSwifteye: that is the translation
SoyokazeSwifteye: sis funy
SoyokazeSwifteye: debs tyupe god
SoyokazeSwifteye: asdksdjif
SoyokazeSwifteye: g
SoyokazeSwifteye: ii nkow ik funny
JaccoNamori: Wow anne O_O
JaccoNamori: You are drunk!
SoyokazeSwifteye: im ogig 6o bed nitentie livsw u long tieme
SoyokazeSwifteye: teas jena
JaccoNamori: Nite! lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: lol.s
SoyokazeSwifteye: yuiop[]funyh
JaccoNamori: Annie...
SoyokazeSwifteye: yehska
JaccoNamori: Annie...
SoyokazeSwifteye: supi
JaccoNamori: Annie......
SoyokazeSwifteye: wut
JaccoNamori: GO TO BED! :-P
SoyokazeSwifteye: nboi fun
SoyokazeSwifteye: wan durnk m ore
SoyokazeSwifteye: you are no fun
SoyokazeSwifteye: tyoing good in hard
SoyokazeSwifteye: is
SoyokazeSwifteye: hard
SoyokazeSwifteye: swat nI ment
JaccoNamori: I see.
JaccoNamori: Anne
JaccoNamori: This is god.
SoyokazeSwifteye: why typing buig
SoyokazeSwifteye: ufuny
JaccoNamori: Im typing for Matt
SoyokazeSwifteye: tis?
JaccoNamori: Offer me gifts of pie!
SoyokazeSwifteye: lolk pies funy
SoyokazeSwifteye: you are making as much sense as annie (this is debbie talking)
SoyokazeSwifteye: pi is yummy
JaccoNamori: Yes
SoyokazeSwifteye: yeshu
JaccoNamori: I talk no sense to drunks while full metal alchemist is on, lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: lol
JaccoNamori: Cookies for me?
SoyokazeSwifteye: i wihs I had cookie
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JaccoNamori: Woot :-D
JaccoNamori: Me too
SoyokazeSwifteye: why tiypoing so dinbfdc
JaccoNamori: Because you are drunk anne, lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: li;
JaccoNamori: Its true!
SoyokazeSwifteye: maybe likl.d;s
SoyokazeSwifteye: wan fund vobza
SoyokazeSwifteye: wanna find vodka
JaccoNamori: No more vodka, anne too drunk. lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: like vonb bajkla
JaccoNamori: Exactly, like von carlo
SoyokazeSwifteye: okau
SoyokazeSwifteye: waty youh doijgnm
SoyokazeSwifteye: ?
JaccoNamori: Watching full metal alchemist
SoyokazeSwifteye: tujx funm'
JaccoNamori: Yes, tux tummy. lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: lot9l;'
SoyokazeSwifteye: tlaking you stacy tio'
JaccoNamori: Nooo anne!
JaccoNamori: Stacy may not be as amused as me!
SoyokazeSwifteye: yesh i am shes playin dony ongkm
JaccoNamori: Shes playing with a donkey organ? OMG O_O;
SoyokazeSwifteye: loqlsd.fx
SoyokazeSwifteye: funy
JaccoNamori: A furry one?
SoyokazeSwifteye: ao,hy
JaccoNamori: Whats that lassie? Timmy fell down the well? lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: YRUI;LSZ ADFMEAN'
JaccoNamori: What? Annie? Timmy fell down the old mine shaft? OMG O_O;
SoyokazeSwifteye: sd what yous taking bout'
JaccoNamori: Hmmm... I can't read what you are saying at all Anne. So Im just going to guess that its about pudding
SoyokazeSwifteye: i liek piufidonmh
JaccoNamori: YAY! Pudding!
SoyokazeSwifteye: Xd
SoyokazeSwifteye: dsfksfhs;k jf[op]sa\ ifun y
JaccoNamori: Annie licks puffins
SoyokazeSwifteye: are teh tasyu
JaccoNamori: No, there are no tasers.
SoyokazeSwifteye: theska lnop fun
SoyokazeSwifteye: wa se if i can get to the vobka
JaccoNamori: Licking the snops is fun? Ive had too much vodka to drink?
SoyokazeSwifteye: yeluing donw stailks
JaccoNamori: I guessed the second from context, lol
JaccoNamori: Gotta go pee, BRB
SoyokazeSwifteye: hi
Auto response from JaccoNamori: The away beastie has chased me away from the computer! I am teh fearful for my saftey, but hopefully I can lure it into a trap with monster chow and come back soon :-)
SoyokazeSwifteye: hi
SoyokazeSwifteye: hi
SoyokazeSwifteye: hi
SoyokazeSwifteye: wart you doingm
JaccoNamori: Hello
JaccoNamori: I was away from the puter
JaccoNamori: Making a sandwich
SoyokazeSwifteye: tash silyt
JaccoNamori: Go bed annie
SoyokazeSwifteye: are ytou sobnme\
SoyokazeSwifteye: r?
JaccoNamori: I cant understand you at all, lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: akpro
SoyokazeSwifteye: bed si bad
SoyokazeSwifteye: why wont you talk yo meh?
JaccoNamori: Its hard to understand you anne
JaccoNamori: You are the drunk
JaccoNamori: Very drunk
JaccoNamori: Very very drunk
SoyokazeSwifteye: add eternity1603ntoyour buddy likts
JaccoNamori: Who's that?
SoyokazeSwifteye: add eternity1603 to your list
SoyokazeSwifteye: it is ndebbie
SoyokazeSwifteye: seh wan tlky ouy
JaccoNamori: Annie...
JaccoNamori: >_> <_<
JaccoNamori: Give Brian a booty call
SoyokazeSwifteye: get ymore vobka
SoyokazeSwifteye: if i knew where he was i d tlk to him
JaccoNamori: Jenna and everyone knows his number
SoyokazeSwifteye: kJayH
SoyokazeSwifteye: HE NOT WAKE? BE MADq
JaccoNamori: Wait, no, no annie. You are too drunk
SoyokazeSwifteye: not calling, be mad
JaccoNamori: You will say "I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOUR BABIES!"
SoyokazeSwifteye: huh?
JaccoNamori: And then you wont get any.
SoyokazeSwifteye: im confuesd
JaccoNamori: So you should wait untill you are sober
SoyokazeSwifteye: so er mnot ufn
JaccoNamori: Or untill you know he is drunk too.
JaccoNamori: Then it would equal out
SoyokazeSwifteye: lol funy
SoyokazeSwifteye: wan more vokbs
JaccoNamori: Well Im going to sleep!
SoyokazeSwifteye: k]
JaccoNamori: Its tired and Im sleepy
SoyokazeSwifteye: you tink funy?
JaccoNamori: It IS tired, and I AM sleepy. I dont know whats wrong with that. lol
SoyokazeSwifteye: lol.fd
JaccoNamori: Night!
SoyokazeSwifteye: nbiught