I HATE you
I am breaking up with my favorite neighborhood pub, because it's too hard to see him there. It's only right that i be the one to leave the bar. it was his first... he wasn't the reason i found it, but he's lived here much longer than i have... it's going to be hard to find a better bar to frequent... sigh....
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What do you have in mind?
I was once working as a swordfighter on medieval fairs. Once somebody asked me why I was doing it after I had explaned that when figuring in the training times it did not pay well. I asked him, "What did you do last weekend?" As he answered "Nothing special", I could tell him: "I was overrun by horses."