ITS NEW BLOG TIME..... ITT CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
I hate children... I mean. ONE would assume a video game store is relatively devoid of them BUT NO They are ALWAYS THERE. BY THEMSELVES... I had to help a TWO YEAR OLD Find their crack smoking douche appointment having mom. AAHHHH FUCKING RETAIL...
Resident Evil 5 comes out this Thursday and Im pretty psyched. I got off of Midnight release duty so I could open and have more time with my Game... It is going to be... "special" The kind of special where I will hype this game even though itll be mediocre.. IT WILL NOT BE BETTER THAN DEAD SPACE! If I am wrong I will post a picture of my penis with a frowny face on it because in the nix picture I will have chopped it off. Dead Space was TOO Good... EA likes to take things that other companies suck at and make them Better. They Raped Activision (twice) and now theyre raping Capcom... THEY BETTER NOT fuck with street fighter. Then again street fighter 4 sucks soooo... y'know. It might work out for the better. We got these "sandglobes" in too.. theyre very rad... eat that gamestop...
ANYWAY! My friends block party/ almond festival kick off thing was last week. My friend Mary has REFUSED To give me more pictures But she only got 2 of me playing guitar... I humbly present them to you now.
TADAH! I look awkward.
I hate children... I mean. ONE would assume a video game store is relatively devoid of them BUT NO They are ALWAYS THERE. BY THEMSELVES... I had to help a TWO YEAR OLD Find their crack smoking douche appointment having mom. AAHHHH FUCKING RETAIL...
Resident Evil 5 comes out this Thursday and Im pretty psyched. I got off of Midnight release duty so I could open and have more time with my Game... It is going to be... "special" The kind of special where I will hype this game even though itll be mediocre.. IT WILL NOT BE BETTER THAN DEAD SPACE! If I am wrong I will post a picture of my penis with a frowny face on it because in the nix picture I will have chopped it off. Dead Space was TOO Good... EA likes to take things that other companies suck at and make them Better. They Raped Activision (twice) and now theyre raping Capcom... THEY BETTER NOT fuck with street fighter. Then again street fighter 4 sucks soooo... y'know. It might work out for the better. We got these "sandglobes" in too.. theyre very rad... eat that gamestop...
ANYWAY! My friends block party/ almond festival kick off thing was last week. My friend Mary has REFUSED To give me more pictures But she only got 2 of me playing guitar... I humbly present them to you now.
TADAH! I look awkward.
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Also, that was a pretty cute story too.