Christmas went way better than expected.
2 Things.
1) When is the right time to wake somebody up for christmas day?
2) How many times have you opened up a present and said " This is the best calender EVER!... Look! It has fire coming out of its mouth, OH MY GOD THERES A ROBOT! " ?
Ill explain the latter.
Every year my Step-mom get people calenders, as kind of an annual welcome to the new year gift. And for the past 3 years, shes been getting me these... dungeons and dragons-esque calenders, where its like HEAVY METAL every month. You know. Big boobed naked ladies with giant flaming swords and unicorns with battle armor. I couldnt figure it out until this year, when she said " Well, ever since you told me you like tattooed and pierced girls, this was the first thing I thought of... " I never said anything, but now, I love the calenders, THEYRE AWESOME. I guess I was just writing this for all the Ladies mostly, who ARE tattooed and pierced. Letting you know. that no matter HOW cute you think you are, now matter HOW beautiful you may be to me and ALLOT.... and I mean ALLOT of people. To middle class suburban white women. You represent this.
SO, be proud. You and Octavius (thats what Ive named your Horse) MAY RIDE VALIANTLY INTO THE WAR TORN SUNSET!
Happy Holidays everybody.
2 Things.
1) When is the right time to wake somebody up for christmas day?
2) How many times have you opened up a present and said " This is the best calender EVER!... Look! It has fire coming out of its mouth, OH MY GOD THERES A ROBOT! " ?
Ill explain the latter.
Every year my Step-mom get people calenders, as kind of an annual welcome to the new year gift. And for the past 3 years, shes been getting me these... dungeons and dragons-esque calenders, where its like HEAVY METAL every month. You know. Big boobed naked ladies with giant flaming swords and unicorns with battle armor. I couldnt figure it out until this year, when she said " Well, ever since you told me you like tattooed and pierced girls, this was the first thing I thought of... " I never said anything, but now, I love the calenders, THEYRE AWESOME. I guess I was just writing this for all the Ladies mostly, who ARE tattooed and pierced. Letting you know. that no matter HOW cute you think you are, now matter HOW beautiful you may be to me and ALLOT.... and I mean ALLOT of people. To middle class suburban white women. You represent this.
SO, be proud. You and Octavius (thats what Ive named your Horse) MAY RIDE VALIANTLY INTO THE WAR TORN SUNSET!
Happy Holidays everybody.
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Octavius is an awesome name for a horse.