soeffinhappy

So the other day I had an interesting conversation:
"You ever wonder about Andre the Giant's dick?" I was asked by my friend.
"What?"
"You know, Andre the Giant. Wrestler from the..."
"I know who he is, why are you thinking about his cock?"
"You mean you've never wondered about Andre the Giant's dick?"
"I can say with complete honesty that I've NEVER ONCE wondered about Andre the Giant's dick."
"What are you a homo?"
"WHAT?!? You're the one talking about some dudes dick!!"
"Yeah but that doesn't make me gay."
"I disagree. I'd say that is the definition of gay."
"No it's not gay if the dude is dead."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh."