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Wednesday Dec 10, 2003

Dec 10, 2003
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Time is money.....at a forty percent discount.

So now I'm a tall, long haired dilbert. I work in a cubicle, with people who hate the company, use a system that is 20 years old and prone to crashes, and have to dial an extension to talk to people who are 10 feet away. I'm a customer service rep at Hoshino USA Inc., the distributor of Tama Drums and Ibanez Guitars. I take calls, all day long and solve customer problems and take customer orders. After dealing with the bank customers, these people are kittens. Teddy bears. My co-workers hate them all though. Every customer who calls gets instantly insulted and ridiculed, not to their face of course, but with the amazing power of the mute button. The supervisor is the worst example. He complains about EVERYONE. According to him every customer who calls is one tiny step up from retarded. You'd think someone with that type of attitude would look for a job in something BESIDES customer service but he's been there for five years. Anyways, this is gonna be a good month. I can FEEL it. I'm gonna start really locking down things to get an apartment. I'm tired and don't want to write anymore.

I'm back from karate and need to cool down before I can sleep. RANDOMNESS.
I choked out a brown belt at karate. We were grappling and I got him in a lock where once you have it, they can't get out of it. THIS brown belt was not happy to get choked out by a loser white belt. He struggled like a madman and even started growling at me. He wasn't getting out though, and it was tap out or pass out. He tapped. Let's hear it for overacheivement!!!
Talked to someone today about going in for a place with me. I'm going to float the idea by her about getting a third person and splitting rent on a house. Then, we could do whatever we wanted (PLAY DRUMS PLAY DRUMS PLAY DRUMS) and not have to worry about the people above us and below us and to each side. Either way, I'm getting a place. Probably three months, AT MOST four.
At my new job, the hallway that leads to the bathrooms smells terrible. Actually that's not the right word. The smell in that hallway is so gigantic that you feel like it's crushing your nostrils. It's the mens room(of course). The problem is that half the employees must save all their crapping so they can do it at work. How disgusting is that? I mean who CRAPS at work? Bloody wankers.
Angel's set overwhelmed me. That girl is so hot it makes me HURT. I'm afraid to look at her set for too long for fear that it will warp my scale of which girls are hot. Sort of like when everyone in a class get's D's except for the three nerds who all got 100's and they ruin the curve for the rest of the class. ANGEL IS RUINING THE CURVE FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!!! And THAT set was followed by ALEXIS' set!!! Is that the best set ever or what? Peewee fighting off Krusty to keep him from raping his girl? CLASSIC. And did anyone else notice THA HAWTEST ARMPIT EVAH?!?!?!?!? Now if only they would complete the "A"'s and make an AWKWARD set.... LE SIGH.
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alexis:
Sodomized by Homerkong?? She put him up there HERSELF.

I'm never letting you near my armpit in person.

Yeah I followed the hottest girl in the world. She is really freakin a hot. But I topped it with weirdness! Big up to me!

I can't believe guys crap in public. I thought that was a guy rule.

xoxo alexis
Dec 14, 2003
rexphantom:
You get NOTHING.
Dec 15, 2003

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