soeffinhappy

So the Portland trip is starting to be set in stone. It will all be dashed to hell if my managers wife doesn't have her baby in the next week and a half though. She'll have it soon though. Why? Because the gods love me and the universe is my friend. Odds are against me getting fired which is good. Here's a little word of advice...if you ever work as a banker DON'T EVER CASH OUT A CHECK FOR SOMEONE WHO IS JUST OPENING AN ACCOUNT!!!! I did and now my job is in jeopardy. Getting fired would be a major bummer for two reasons:
1. I have lots of bills that need to be paid
2. I'm planning a cross country trip and need those paychecks.
3. I can only stay at my moms house if I have a job.
So if I get fired, homelessness will be in my future. Let's look on the bright side though, at least it will give me a chance to grow a full beard . And in other news...
Everyone's favorite self indulgent asshole Sean Fogarty got drunk and made a fool of himself at a wedding reception. Not too much of a fool though, only danced like a drunken monkey. Hung out with my cousin and his friends. What a bunch of cool dudes. Anyone from Philly reading this needs to go check out Cannibal Cow, the city's best Punk Band. Well maybe not best but definitely coolest. Hanging out with Cannibal Cow is like hanging out with a bunch of retards who somehow learned to insult people. Their response to a girl saying that she didn't think they were that good: "Well you're a stupid bitch, since when does YOUR opinion count?"
I need more money!!! It's been three months since I've gone to the booby bar to waste money on the stripper I'm obsessed with!!! I haven't seen her in so long I can't even honestly say I'm obsessed with her!! It's cool though. My money is going to good causes: car, savings, bills and portland. Oh and we ARE looking for crash places on the way to Portland so if we can crash at your place please e-mail me.
And now for the comedy. My manager's wife is having a baby and the other day her mucus plug came out. For those of you that don't know the mucus plug is a ball of mucus that blocks the way for the baby to come out. So today he's on the phone with his wife and the first thing he asks her is "So how's the mucus going? IS there any more?" CLASSIC!!!!