Wake up you're dreamin, I can't stand your screamin, drownin out these prayers just some words without meanin
A journal by Sean Fogarty
This is not much of a journal. Actually it's just a rip off of some funny things I saw at work.
2 Prayers
Dear God,
I've been good so far today. I haven't lied, cheated, stolen, spread gossip, gotten angry, overreacted, or been envious. But in a couple of minutes, I'm going to get out of bed. From then on I'm going to need a lot more help.
AMEN
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the strength to change the things I can, and the wisdom to find a good place to bury the bodies of the people who pissed me off today.
So what do YOU say to the Almighty(in whatever form you perceive him/her/it/?) when you talk to them? Tell me a prayer, it can be either a gag one or a real one, just so long as it's a prayer.
A journal by Sean Fogarty
This is not much of a journal. Actually it's just a rip off of some funny things I saw at work.
2 Prayers
Dear God,
I've been good so far today. I haven't lied, cheated, stolen, spread gossip, gotten angry, overreacted, or been envious. But in a couple of minutes, I'm going to get out of bed. From then on I'm going to need a lot more help.
AMEN
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the strength to change the things I can, and the wisdom to find a good place to bury the bodies of the people who pissed me off today.
So what do YOU say to the Almighty(in whatever form you perceive him/her/it/?) when you talk to them? Tell me a prayer, it can be either a gag one or a real one, just so long as it's a prayer.
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if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.
my birthdays always suck. i don't know why i love doing a countdown for them. every year i do one though.
my fat suitemate @ drexel got an ICE CREAM cake mailed to her for her birthday. she went home literally the next day too. spoilt bitch. i don't know why i felt the need to share that.