Hehe, saw this T-Shirt at cafepress.com and almost feel out of my chair from laughter.
CafePress
In case you don't want to actually click that, here's what the shirt said...
CHRISTIANITY:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
There are days when I get pretty aggravated by politicians and the Ann Coultier's of the world, that are so quick to cast judgement upon the non-believers that it creates an audience of judgmental, self-righteous religious fanatics. It then becomes a cycle of My Religion vs. Yours when people are forced to chose sides and out of nowhere we're back to the crusades. Oops.
I'm not blaming Christianity or Islam for the world's problems, although they did help...a lot, instead I still think the only place to point the finger is at ourselves. Fellow Atheists for not slapping our friends when they seem on the verge of crossing over into the realm of The Fanatics. Christianity... you know what you've done over the past 2007 years and if you don't think Christianity has done anything wrong, you won't believe anything I say anyway...Anyways, work on not doing that stuff again. Same goes for you Muslims!
CafePress
In case you don't want to actually click that, here's what the shirt said...
CHRISTIANITY:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
There are days when I get pretty aggravated by politicians and the Ann Coultier's of the world, that are so quick to cast judgement upon the non-believers that it creates an audience of judgmental, self-righteous religious fanatics. It then becomes a cycle of My Religion vs. Yours when people are forced to chose sides and out of nowhere we're back to the crusades. Oops.
I'm not blaming Christianity or Islam for the world's problems, although they did help...a lot, instead I still think the only place to point the finger is at ourselves. Fellow Atheists for not slapping our friends when they seem on the verge of crossing over into the realm of The Fanatics. Christianity... you know what you've done over the past 2007 years and if you don't think Christianity has done anything wrong, you won't believe anything I say anyway...Anyways, work on not doing that stuff again. Same goes for you Muslims!