Wow, what a night.....It started off bad when I was almost done eating and dropped my plate on my foot. The plate flipped over with a steak knife on top of it and cut my foot. I didnt bleed bad, but I bleed. And since I am a macho, macho man, I didnt cry lol. Then, I decided to go out like a dummie and got pulled over for speeding and reckless driving. They gave me a field sobriety test and I passed. I lied my ass off that I hadnt drank. Ah, I still got a speeding ticket though. Thank baby Jesus that it wasnt worse and I would have been singing "Im Locked Up" like Akon . I know that I shouldnt be drinking and driving and things could have been a lot worse i.e. death to myself or to someone else....I am stupid....
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