This is going to be one of those days.
So I woke an hour late for work with the coffe still unmade. Put the coffee and the water in the machine, then went for the wake up shower.
It didn't work.
After drying off I came to the kitchen to empty my thermos of the leftover coffee from yesterday. I threw the coffee at the sink, but mostly missed the sink, so I splashed coffee all over the counter.
I added the sugar and milk to the coffee in the coffee pot and then proceeded to pour it into the thermos. The problem was there were seven cups cups of coffee in the pot, but only room for six in the thermos. Groggy as I was I poured six and three quarters of the pot out before I realized I had poured most of a cup onto the counter.
Then I went to work.
The day didn't get much better.
So I woke an hour late for work with the coffe still unmade. Put the coffee and the water in the machine, then went for the wake up shower.
It didn't work.
After drying off I came to the kitchen to empty my thermos of the leftover coffee from yesterday. I threw the coffee at the sink, but mostly missed the sink, so I splashed coffee all over the counter.
I added the sugar and milk to the coffee in the coffee pot and then proceeded to pour it into the thermos. The problem was there were seven cups cups of coffee in the pot, but only room for six in the thermos. Groggy as I was I poured six and three quarters of the pot out before I realized I had poured most of a cup onto the counter.
Then I went to work.
The day didn't get much better.
How about a nice "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" to get things started?
Take care bro