It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
I can't agree with all of those statements, but they made me
I'm tired, I have nothing to say, my life is blah. Goodnight
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I feel I need to clarify some of the points above because in all honesty I can't agree with them all, so here's my reply to them:
1) Maybe, but chances are we'd have frozen to death in the icy waters, I think I'd prefer a quick drowning to a long drawn out death from hypothermia
2) This is one I can actually agree with, all my previous bosses simply stuttered and said yes please take the day off
3) Not for me they don't they're more likely to run me over
4) I do, hence the reason I never dance. I do the embarrasing shuffle from side to side thing, so I'd rather sit and drink and chat and drink instead
5) Well that depends on whether you class leg warmers and ra-ra skirts as being faux pas
6) Wrong, some of us aren't embarrased to admit to it
7) So true, especially if you aren't getting any, then there isn't anyone to notice whether you have or not
8) Oh, but how often have I wanted to do that
9) No maybe not, but we all get itches from time to time!
10) Not always, not if I'm off my face and don't know what planet I'm on
11) As kittyp pointed out, we have trouble with his concept too
12) But damn wouldn't it feel good
13) No, but we may regret piercing other places as they sag with age
14) definitely, but also a good shag can do the same, but for me, chocolate is far more accessible and more of an option
15) I have no comment
Smooches
Michelle xx
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
I can't agree with all of those statements, but they made me
I'm tired, I have nothing to say, my life is blah. Goodnight
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I feel I need to clarify some of the points above because in all honesty I can't agree with them all, so here's my reply to them:
1) Maybe, but chances are we'd have frozen to death in the icy waters, I think I'd prefer a quick drowning to a long drawn out death from hypothermia
2) This is one I can actually agree with, all my previous bosses simply stuttered and said yes please take the day off
3) Not for me they don't they're more likely to run me over
4) I do, hence the reason I never dance. I do the embarrasing shuffle from side to side thing, so I'd rather sit and drink and chat and drink instead
5) Well that depends on whether you class leg warmers and ra-ra skirts as being faux pas
6) Wrong, some of us aren't embarrased to admit to it
7) So true, especially if you aren't getting any, then there isn't anyone to notice whether you have or not
8) Oh, but how often have I wanted to do that
9) No maybe not, but we all get itches from time to time!
10) Not always, not if I'm off my face and don't know what planet I'm on
11) As kittyp pointed out, we have trouble with his concept too
12) But damn wouldn't it feel good
13) No, but we may regret piercing other places as they sag with age
14) definitely, but also a good shag can do the same, but for me, chocolate is far more accessible and more of an option
15) I have no comment
Smooches
Michelle xx
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My prediction (based on here, this afternoon): it'll be smoggy and noisy, as everyone gone into there gardens to cut trim and burn trees etc.