Random musings:
♥ I saw a van today with the company name BJ's on the side
♥ My computer won't recognise my new iPod
So I will have to wait until Monday to test it out on my PC at work to see if it's just my home PC that doesn't like it. Probably. Hopefully by the end of the year I might have saved enough money to buy a laptop to replace this aging desktop. This doesn't of course help the "here and now" situation whereby I have 11 days until I go to Manchester, and therefore want all my music loaded to my iPod before I go.
♥ I banged my head really, really hard yesterday. On the top of a door frame. Fucking hurt like hell. Still does if I touch it. Might explain the pain in my neck today too
I'm a walking klutz 
Calamity Jane don't have nothing on me, I have bruises and bumps all over me. One lump on my right leg where a car door bit me a couple of years ago. Another bump on the back of my left leg where the underbed drawer bit me towards the beginning of the year, and countless bruises over my legs and arms. Gee I must look sooo sexy with all those coupled together with the stretchmarks
♥ I need beer and cuddles
♥ I watched a programme last night on the Worlds Largest Penises. Holy shit
8 inches when flaccid??!! 13.5 inches when erect Keep something that size well away from me, thank you very much 
That cock was over twice the size of the average man and very scary looking. Not surprisingly, one of the more well-endowed guys (11.5 inches) is now a porn star
♥ I should sleep, it's gone 1am
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
♥ I saw a van today with the company name BJ's on the side
♥ My computer won't recognise my new iPod
So I will have to wait until Monday to test it out on my PC at work to see if it's just my home PC that doesn't like it. Probably. Hopefully by the end of the year I might have saved enough money to buy a laptop to replace this aging desktop. This doesn't of course help the "here and now" situation whereby I have 11 days until I go to Manchester, and therefore want all my music loaded to my iPod before I go.
♥ I banged my head really, really hard yesterday. On the top of a door frame. Fucking hurt like hell. Still does if I touch it. Might explain the pain in my neck today too
I'm a walking klutz Calamity Jane don't have nothing on me, I have bruises and bumps all over me. One lump on my right leg where a car door bit me a couple of years ago. Another bump on the back of my left leg where the underbed drawer bit me towards the beginning of the year, and countless bruises over my legs and arms. Gee I must look sooo sexy with all those coupled together with the stretchmarks
♥ I need beer and cuddles
♥ I watched a programme last night on the Worlds Largest Penises. Holy shit
8 inches when flaccid??!! 13.5 inches when erect Keep something that size well away from me, thank you very much That cock was over twice the size of the average man and very scary looking. Not surprisingly, one of the more well-endowed guys (11.5 inches) is now a porn star
♥ I should sleep, it's gone 1am
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
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banging your head on a door frame, now that must have hurt