My frist comment is a quote taken from Failure to Launch...."WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DEVIL BIRD CHIRPS AT NIGHT???"
Seriously, it's just like this clip.....
The fucking bird only starts really chirping around 10:00 at night. He is really loud just like that. This has been going on for a week. It's crazy! You would honestly think that a bird would chirp in the morning rather than at night. Shouldn't they be sleeping or masturbating like the rest of the world??
Anyway, on another note, I just adore Zooey Deschanel. She is fantastic! I especially loved her in The Good Girl. She had some of the BEST lines.....
Cheryl: You didn't bring this into the store with you?
Heavy Set Woman: No.
Cheryl: Then I'll go ahead and charge you for it. This is a hand lotion, so don't put it on any other part of your body, even if that part needs lubrication. We try to keep frivolous lawsuits to a minimum, unless, of course, the customer is at fault.
Cheryl: Happy Halloween, Retail Rodeo shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on all bulk candy on aisle 4. Ghouls and goblins, witches and warlocks, wandering these aisles day after day, I put a Halloween curse on your hellish heads.
Cheryl: Attention, shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on aisle 3. Liquid Drain Cleaner, 2 12-ounce cans for $5.00. Liquid Drain Cleaner has churning power and it will churn right through your pipes. Ladies, you need female plumbing. Shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes. That's Liquid Drain Cleaner on aisle 3. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Retail Rodeo.
Cheryl: And fuck you very much.
Shopper: What?
Cheryl: Thank you very much.
Also, tonight as I was watching the new and wonderful show, Thank God You're Here, I saw the best commercial in a long time. I died laughing.....
And afterwards, I finally watched an episode of American Idol. I have been slacking all season long and haven't seen much. However, I've seen enough to know that I LOVE LOVE LOVE Blake Lewis, "The Be-bop Guy." I'm so happy that he didn't go home this week. He did an awesome and original version of my favorite Bon Jovi song "You Give Love A Bad Name." And by the way, I love YouTube!
Today, I also got in the mail a cupon for 40% off at Lane Bryant!! That is awesome so I'm going shopping!! WHOO HOO!
Now it's picture time for today!
I have been busy but I'm glad I didn't miss it!
Sorry about the bird. Maybe find out if it is nested or just pirching. If it is perching may be get rid of the perch. Saw a branch, put up some spikes??
That is a funny commercial. I wish they would air stuff like that.
What did you by shopping?? Let me know. I hope your well.