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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so fucking frustrated right now!! GRR!

Ok, a while back, actually months ago, I bought one of those awesome spacesaver things that goes over your toilet. I don't have much counter space in my bathroom, so I thought one of these would be perfect. Well, the box has been sitting in my living room because...1) I'm a procrastinator and 2) I just HATE putting things like this together. It looks like this, except mine has doors on the front.



I could tell before I even opened the box that it was going to be hard to get together. Well, today was my project day. I've been busy all morning. As soon as I got up this morning, I totally cleaned my room, bathroom, and closet. Rearranged and threw out a bunch of crap I didn't need. Well, I get the bright idea this afternoon to try to put this thing together. I thought, "I can do this, I'm independent, I don't need anyone to help me do this, it can't be THAT hard...." Yeah, I was wrong.

I got going pretty good. I got the two main pieces together finally and moved them upstairs to my bedroom. Well, I actually got the two big pieces together and it was standing up. It was then that I realized that there was no way of it going over my toilet with the bottom beam attached. I was thinking "Why in the fuck did the instructions not say to do that last???" So, I go to remove the beam when the whole thing lost balance and toppled over. It crashed into the wall breaking one of the bottom support pieces. I of course let out my string of obscenities at the top of my lungs. And then I kicked it for extra measure. Here are the pictures....



So, notice the small piece in the floor? That's the one that totally broke in half. I swear so cheap...No wonder the damn thing was on sale when I bought it. Now I have to take it all apart and box the thing up and see if Target will allow me to swap it. BLAH. I'm now going to try to relax and watch a movie......Thought you guys might get a little humor out of it.