sneakypie

MY DIGITAL CAMERA CAME!!!

soooo excited soooo excited soooo excited!

and i have new pictures up! some are of my last two fishing trips, and some are just the pics i took on my first day with the camera. but now i can show you all my kitties!

i know, i know. you're thinking, oh lordy, another teenage girl wants to just show off her cats. but i guarantee my cats are special! ONE HAS NO TAIL! we got her at a discount. AND THE OTHER HAS THE LONGEST TAIL IN THE WORLD!
really, we should measure. it could be a world record. then we could be like the owners of that dog with the longest tongue. [lauren finds that dog really disturbing.] and besides, there are some of me and the beautiful rhiannon! in bathing suits! don't miss out!

so, monday night i went on the best trip of my life. [on 2c-e] i went underwater with spongebob! after some brief nausea in the grocery store, which was no big deal cuz nausea is my copilot anyways, we came back and put in some spongebob, and there were swirls of color emanating from the tv, and the water refraction lines spread across the entire room, and the couches were rippling gently with the tide. so were the floors. and then i was a piece of sea kelp in a forest, and i could feel the tide rolling in and out of me across every hair of my body. and of course, the show was still fuckin' hilarious. rhiannon watched all this with an amused expression as she chain-smoked my djarum blacks. she looked so...irish. now, i only say that because both sets of irish neighbors on my street smoked like chimneys. and we were sitting in our crummy little apartment and i smoked with her and tried to bite the smoke coming out of my mouth. it clung to us like little fingers and i said with slight alarm that it was going to drag us down into squalor and poverty. swhe was kind enough to sleep out on the couches with me, and she fell asleep to the ukelele strains of spongebob. i didn't sleep, though. i was caught up in sensual joy. i was keeping a sharp eye out for any scene in SB that had a painted background, because seeing the individual hairstrokes from the brush sent shivers of delight down my spine. the air from the window was cool, and the couch was pleasantly scratchy. mab, the no-tail cat, came out and sat in my lap. my hands were involuntarily clenching and trembling, so i set them to good use and gave her the neck scratching of a lifetime. her fur was so soft, i couldn't stop touching her. in the tv light, phantom images of her face stretched out like the proteid shapes in donnie darko, and i thought of the egyptian cat-worshippers. she looked like a goddess, a benevolent predator.

i came down from my high at 5:45. the birds were singing, and sun was just touching the tops of the trees. i got up, had a glass of water, and went to sleep. i felt great. my jaw was a little sore, but that's all. i woke up a few hours later feeling like the cat's pyjamas, and i strolled downtown to run errands and buy truffles for rhi as a thank you for helping me to have such a good trip. [we have a chocolate shop downtown now!] and it was a beautiful day. we went to the quarry, i caught two bass. but we didn't much feel like swimming because, well, quarries are dangerous! i don't like danger! unless you count tittering as a danger. or telling a dirty joke and then pretending not to understand it.

so after the quarry, we went swimming at a pool, and it was great fun! much much better. we played with flippers, and diving for the car keys [if you don't get them, you can't leave! it's really motivating! ] and these kids who were there. then we got five guys burgers, my CAMERA came, and then we got dressed up as Team Fancy and went downtown to play pool. but we ended up playing scrabble at the hookah bar instead.