Yesterday I went to the Occupational Medicine center and got a physical and had my balls handled by a strange lady. I also peed in a cup and got tested. Guess which made me more nervous?
Either way I passed all tests with flying colors and scored me a job in a margarine factory. Yep, I'm gonna smell like butter even more-so. Decent starting wages and much better after 60 days. Good benefits to match with actual vacation and paid sick time. Wicked. Also, it's a union job which means some sweet job security even if I gotta cough a few bucks up to the mobsters.
Look for a shit food review coming soon to you.
Either way I passed all tests with flying colors and scored me a job in a margarine factory. Yep, I'm gonna smell like butter even more-so. Decent starting wages and much better after 60 days. Good benefits to match with actual vacation and paid sick time. Wicked. Also, it's a union job which means some sweet job security even if I gotta cough a few bucks up to the mobsters.
Look for a shit food review coming soon to you.
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I was thinking of hitting up costco today as well 
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