I'm making another list of random statements from both past and present.
1) I decided to hit the gym every other day this summer. I'm constantly on my feet at work, moving and ducking and stooping and climbing. It alone is an excellent workout.
2) My goal is 100 pounds lost by Christmas. I'm at 65. I'll do it easy. I've got so many good reasons to that I know I will.
3) I crave chili a lot. It's just really good. Steak, veggie, 3 bean; all good.
4) 31 is approaching next month. Usually I lament the passing of time, but I think for once I might be looking forward to it. I'll probably be at work.
5) I have to work the weekend of the 4th, but I get three days of overtime.
7) All the hard work and will be worth it.
8) I got an A on my essay exam for New American Film. I cursed on it, twice. Once in reference to Goldman and Sachs, the other to be cocky.
9) The crazy loading dock guy at work sounds like Jack Horkheimer.
10) I really am a Dork.
11) My upper back is tired. I need walked on by someone.
12) I had to stay in the hospital when I was 8 for a week. Mom read me Robinson Crusoe.
13) Being a library bound introvert kid, I feel my social abilities have been stunted.
14) My coworkers are making bacon maple bars tomorrow. At work. In the lab. This job rules.
15) I feel like I take more joy doing things for people than having them do things for me.
16) I still can't decide whether or not to keep the beard. The factory will be warm, but I so enjoy being fuzzy.
17) That weird lava monster on Star Trek is scary as hell.
18) S'mores
19) Sweet thai chili sauce
20) I'm hungry
21) The first movie I remember seeing at the theatre was Back to the Future. Bitchin'
22) I still like Mr. Bean
23) The Offspring - Smash is a good album. After that sucks.
24) I had a nightmare last night. Mine aren't about monsters or werenarwhals, but real things. Things that could happen or have happened. It was realistic enough to make me feel pretty low this morning.
25) Insomnia sucks too.
26) I wish I had better skin, mine sucks. I'm mole-y too; hate.
27) All the old ladies at work love me. One cooked me fresh broccoli off the line because I said it looked good. I'm nana bait apparently.
28) Mashed potatoes are my vice. You haven't seen potato eating until you've seen me.
29) My first car was a 70 VW beetle. White, named Marilyn.
30) Thigh highs with ribbons? Yes, please!
31) Fat tire.
32) I'm carrying my lunch to watch what I eat. I eat a lot of salads. Big goddamn salads, though. With cheese.
33) I'm trying to work on my posture for my back. Grandma looked like Quasimodo.
34) How awesome is feta?
35) Bean bag chairs; comfortable, but sweaty.
36) I used to be pretty good with throwing tomahawks, ranged to forty feet.
37) I wrote a series of short poems celebrating starlight mints in 10th grade. My teacher loved them for some reason.
38) I'm hungry. List over.
1) I decided to hit the gym every other day this summer. I'm constantly on my feet at work, moving and ducking and stooping and climbing. It alone is an excellent workout.
2) My goal is 100 pounds lost by Christmas. I'm at 65. I'll do it easy. I've got so many good reasons to that I know I will.
3) I crave chili a lot. It's just really good. Steak, veggie, 3 bean; all good.
4) 31 is approaching next month. Usually I lament the passing of time, but I think for once I might be looking forward to it. I'll probably be at work.
5) I have to work the weekend of the 4th, but I get three days of overtime.
7) All the hard work and will be worth it.
8) I got an A on my essay exam for New American Film. I cursed on it, twice. Once in reference to Goldman and Sachs, the other to be cocky.
9) The crazy loading dock guy at work sounds like Jack Horkheimer.
10) I really am a Dork.
11) My upper back is tired. I need walked on by someone.
12) I had to stay in the hospital when I was 8 for a week. Mom read me Robinson Crusoe.
13) Being a library bound introvert kid, I feel my social abilities have been stunted.
14) My coworkers are making bacon maple bars tomorrow. At work. In the lab. This job rules.
15) I feel like I take more joy doing things for people than having them do things for me.
16) I still can't decide whether or not to keep the beard. The factory will be warm, but I so enjoy being fuzzy.
17) That weird lava monster on Star Trek is scary as hell.
18) S'mores
19) Sweet thai chili sauce
20) I'm hungry
21) The first movie I remember seeing at the theatre was Back to the Future. Bitchin'
22) I still like Mr. Bean
23) The Offspring - Smash is a good album. After that sucks.
24) I had a nightmare last night. Mine aren't about monsters or werenarwhals, but real things. Things that could happen or have happened. It was realistic enough to make me feel pretty low this morning.
25) Insomnia sucks too.
26) I wish I had better skin, mine sucks. I'm mole-y too; hate.
27) All the old ladies at work love me. One cooked me fresh broccoli off the line because I said it looked good. I'm nana bait apparently.
28) Mashed potatoes are my vice. You haven't seen potato eating until you've seen me.
29) My first car was a 70 VW beetle. White, named Marilyn.
30) Thigh highs with ribbons? Yes, please!
31) Fat tire.
32) I'm carrying my lunch to watch what I eat. I eat a lot of salads. Big goddamn salads, though. With cheese.
33) I'm trying to work on my posture for my back. Grandma looked like Quasimodo.
34) How awesome is feta?
35) Bean bag chairs; comfortable, but sweaty.
36) I used to be pretty good with throwing tomahawks, ranged to forty feet.
37) I wrote a series of short poems celebrating starlight mints in 10th grade. My teacher loved them for some reason.
38) I'm hungry. List over.
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I love you, so much. I may take you up on the talking to stuffs.
I hate bean bag chair. I'm fucking 5' and kinda tiny, those things swallow me.
I always use a good porter in my chili.
xo