snakeplissken

I'm off to the farmers market to find some fresh-pressed cider to turn into booze. I also plan to laugh and point at the kids popping and locking terribly for quarters. Also, I might eat a big soft pretzel the size of my head.

I'm working on learning a little classic strumming as of late, The Wildwood Flower to be exact.

It's kind of a bitch to get it right.

Also,I wrote a new article yesterday. You should go read it and tell me I suck or something so I write more. If goaded I might do an article on Pruno. Crazy, I know, but I'm that dedicated to hilarity that I would further sacrifice my colon.