snakeplissken

My beard is getting super-huge and bushy. Like almost Joaquin Phoenix level, only clean. I might let it grow to see how massive I can get it. My mustache is getting frustrating because I'm always chewing on it along with my food. Once it's done I might donate it to atomicant.

*itches face*

If anyone needs me I'll be eating flapjacks and wearing a lot of flannel.