In a bit over two weeks I turn the big 3-0. I don't know if I'll celebrate or anything, but I do know I'll be making a beer. A big beer. A big, big beer. My birthday is 7/29/79. Added up that's 115. So I'm going to brew a beer with a gravity of 1.115 and an IBU of 115. That's a lot of hops and malt. Stylistically it's going to be an Imperial Russian Stout weighing in at around 11.5% alcohol by volume. I'll probably drink half of it and put the rest up to age to enjoy on my birthdays down the line. Assuming I don't die of course.
On a separate note I'd like to send out a personal thanks to the girl two rows ahead of me in trig class. Your rockin' set of tits and penchant for low cut summer dresses has given me the strength to get up at 7:30 every morning for class. From the bottom of my boner heart I thank you.
On a separate note I'd like to send out a personal thanks to the girl two rows ahead of me in trig class. Your rockin' set of tits and penchant for low cut summer dresses has given me the strength to get up at 7:30 every morning for class. From the bottom of my boner heart I thank you.
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It sounds like we get to see you this weekend! Yay!