Dear Jiffy Lube:
Awesome job putting my oil filter on finger tight so it develops a slow leak. You get a sticker with googly eyes. Or maybe one that's a strawberry ice cream cone, but when you scratch it the smell is actually port-a-johnny instead of strawberry. I guess it's my own fault for going there instead of just doing it myself. I'm fat, lazy and have a bad back. Sue me.
Also
Dear carwash motorhome guy. It's fucking illegal to dump your waste water tank in the big carwash drain grate thing in the self service stall. I know what you were doing, I could smell it. You're just lucky I didn't have my cell phone on me or you would have been in some serious shit. And not just what you were dumping. Asshole.
Awesome job putting my oil filter on finger tight so it develops a slow leak. You get a sticker with googly eyes. Or maybe one that's a strawberry ice cream cone, but when you scratch it the smell is actually port-a-johnny instead of strawberry. I guess it's my own fault for going there instead of just doing it myself. I'm fat, lazy and have a bad back. Sue me.
Also
Dear carwash motorhome guy. It's fucking illegal to dump your waste water tank in the big carwash drain grate thing in the self service stall. I know what you were doing, I could smell it. You're just lucky I didn't have my cell phone on me or you would have been in some serious shit. And not just what you were dumping. Asshole.
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