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In food safety class this hippy girl next to me fucked around on Facebook for over a half-hour, read part of a book, then had the balls to start asking people around her what the prof just went over while the aforementioned went on. God I want to poop in her tofu satay and slap her with her own Birkenstock.

In other news, the most exciting part of my week so-far is that I started taking a fiber supplement. Envy the nonstop stream of excitement that is my existence. It's little details like this that are sure to make mine a featured blog, or journal, or whatever the fuck you want to call this thing now.

Now enjoy the soothing crooning of Leonard Nimoy.