Here's another one of those fill in the blank doohickies. I did this instead of homework. Yea responsibility!
AUTOBIOGRAPHY -
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? My hair is a bird, your question is invalid.
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? pajama-type pants, johnny cash shirt, Dude robe.
3. What is your current problem? I hate writing papers with word counts and academic format.
4. What makes you most happy? Getting to spend time with my friends.
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
________________________________________________________Chapter 1:
1. Nickname? Asshole
2. Eye color? Brown
3. Hair color? Brown turning grey
4. Height? Six foot two
________________________________________________________ Chapter 2:
1. Do you live with your parent(s)? Negative.
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? It's always been good.
3. Are your parents chill? Cold as ice.
4. Do you have any Siblings? One brother who I don't really talk to.
________________________________________________________ Chapter 3:
FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream? Hagen Daz Sticky Toffee Pudding
2. Season? Fall
3. Book? It
4. Color? Black
5. Food? All of it.
6. Drink? Alcohol
9. Pen color? That dark blue that's almost black.
10. Store? Any huge beer warehouse type place.
11. Hero? Walter Matthau.
__________________________________________________________ Chapter 4:
DO YOU
1. Write on your hand: Yes. I used to do flash all the time on my wrists and hands and whatnot.
2. Call people back? No-one calls me.
3. Believe in love? Of course.
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? I kind of take up both because I generally have to sleep horizontally on the face of the mattress lest my feet hang off.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 5:
Have you ?
1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours? No
2. If so, where? Way to rub it in.
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy? Indeed.
4. Gotten surgery? Yes, appendicitis.
5. Taken painkillers? Yes.
6. Overdosed on pain killers? I got a stomach-ache from aspirin once.
7. Been stung by a bee? A wasp. I was pushing an old VW with one hand over the louvers and he got me on the palm. Itched a little, but didn't do much.
8. Threw up in a doctors office? Can't say I have.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last
3. Thing you touched? Uh, keyboard.
4. Thing you said? I don't remember.
7. Person you hugged? BabyBlue
8. Person you talked to on the phone? AtomicAnt
11. Last book you read? Poland: Food and Cooking
12. Last time you cleaned your room? Last week
13. Last time you talked to someone you liked? "Like" like or "LIKE" like?
________________________________________________________Chapter 7:
1. Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked? Back seat of a 1984 Audi Quattro
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today? I didn't die in my sleep.
3. How many best friends do you have? A lot
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in? Sleep in.
5. What piercings do you want? Pass.
6. Does the thought of marriage scare you? Nope.
7. What would you like to change about your life right now? I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTYYYY!
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? I'd rather monotone over a half-truth.
9. Whats on your bedroom floor? Carpet.
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with? I don't get into arguments really. Probably been years.
11. Do you trust people easily? Probably too much so.
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to? Right here.
13. Do you think you're good looking? I am not what you would call an attractive man.
14. Could you go a day without eating? I should go a day without eating,
15. How much do looks matter to you? Not as much as they used to.
16. How do you feel about P.D.A.? I'm cool with it if I'm involved.
17. When was the last time you had your hair cut? October 1st.
18. Would you rather be mad or sad? Mad. I can smash stuff and feel better.
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry? I suppose so.
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in? Rolled 4 or five times. I'm not sure.
21. Are you tight with your mommy? Fuckin' weird man.
22. How do you like your steak cooked? Medium
23. Do you tell your parents everything? No, I think it's best for all involved.
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish? I wanna be a dinosaur! rawr!
25. Name one fear you have: Being alone.
And now some tunage:
AUTOBIOGRAPHY -
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? My hair is a bird, your question is invalid.
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? pajama-type pants, johnny cash shirt, Dude robe.
3. What is your current problem? I hate writing papers with word counts and academic format.
4. What makes you most happy? Getting to spend time with my friends.
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
________________________________________________________Chapter 1:
1. Nickname? Asshole
2. Eye color? Brown
3. Hair color? Brown turning grey
4. Height? Six foot two
________________________________________________________ Chapter 2:
1. Do you live with your parent(s)? Negative.
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? It's always been good.
3. Are your parents chill? Cold as ice.
4. Do you have any Siblings? One brother who I don't really talk to.
________________________________________________________ Chapter 3:
FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream? Hagen Daz Sticky Toffee Pudding
2. Season? Fall
3. Book? It
4. Color? Black
5. Food? All of it.
6. Drink? Alcohol
9. Pen color? That dark blue that's almost black.
10. Store? Any huge beer warehouse type place.
11. Hero? Walter Matthau.
__________________________________________________________ Chapter 4:
DO YOU
1. Write on your hand: Yes. I used to do flash all the time on my wrists and hands and whatnot.
2. Call people back? No-one calls me.
3. Believe in love? Of course.
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? I kind of take up both because I generally have to sleep horizontally on the face of the mattress lest my feet hang off.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 5:
Have you ?
1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours? No
2. If so, where? Way to rub it in.
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy? Indeed.
4. Gotten surgery? Yes, appendicitis.
5. Taken painkillers? Yes.
6. Overdosed on pain killers? I got a stomach-ache from aspirin once.
7. Been stung by a bee? A wasp. I was pushing an old VW with one hand over the louvers and he got me on the palm. Itched a little, but didn't do much.
8. Threw up in a doctors office? Can't say I have.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last
3. Thing you touched? Uh, keyboard.
4. Thing you said? I don't remember.
7. Person you hugged? BabyBlue
8. Person you talked to on the phone? AtomicAnt
11. Last book you read? Poland: Food and Cooking
12. Last time you cleaned your room? Last week
13. Last time you talked to someone you liked? "Like" like or "LIKE" like?
________________________________________________________Chapter 7:
1. Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked? Back seat of a 1984 Audi Quattro
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today? I didn't die in my sleep.
3. How many best friends do you have? A lot
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in? Sleep in.
5. What piercings do you want? Pass.
6. Does the thought of marriage scare you? Nope.
7. What would you like to change about your life right now? I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTYYYY!
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? I'd rather monotone over a half-truth.
9. Whats on your bedroom floor? Carpet.
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with? I don't get into arguments really. Probably been years.
11. Do you trust people easily? Probably too much so.
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to? Right here.
13. Do you think you're good looking? I am not what you would call an attractive man.
14. Could you go a day without eating? I should go a day without eating,
15. How much do looks matter to you? Not as much as they used to.
16. How do you feel about P.D.A.? I'm cool with it if I'm involved.
17. When was the last time you had your hair cut? October 1st.
18. Would you rather be mad or sad? Mad. I can smash stuff and feel better.
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry? I suppose so.
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in? Rolled 4 or five times. I'm not sure.
21. Are you tight with your mommy? Fuckin' weird man.
22. How do you like your steak cooked? Medium
23. Do you tell your parents everything? No, I think it's best for all involved.
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish? I wanna be a dinosaur! rawr!
25. Name one fear you have: Being alone.
And now some tunage:
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i'm probably the one person you can be sure that won't try to score homebrew off you.
although if you ever wanted raspberries or blackberries for it, i'd totes hook you up. i don't think you'd want rhubarb, or i'd offer that,too.
xo