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Monday Sep 29, 2008

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The Portland Polish Festival was awesome. Lots of really great beer and some exceptional food. I really was a bit skeptical about the grub going in, but despite the hideous appearance of everything it was quite good. Too good actually. I actually might start to crave it. But where do I find it? And how do I cure the gas it gave me?

The crowd was a surprising mix of youth and aged. I actually expected a mostly older crowd, but it was quite the opposite. And there were a lot of attractive women there too, which is always good seeing as I'm a huge fan of norks.

Also managed to get my buddies dad drunk. Very drunk actually. Public intox drunk. A few more and we would have had to pull a Weekend At Bernies to walk him home. Luckily there was a wing joint on the way and we stuffed him to capacity which helped a lot.
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mrginger:
You'll have to learn to make it and enjoy having gas.
Sep 29, 2008
morgan:
Okay, I LOLed forever at the Spring Cleaning one.
Oct 1, 2008

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