snakeplissken

Yesterday was eventful. I ate a burrito the size of my forearm, and Crim managed to get maybe the dirtiest look ever from a Scientologist giving away free stress tests at the Lloyd center. I don't remember what he said exactly, but the look was the worst. It was the kind of look you'd give someone if they sprayed you with a super-soaker full of hot human excrement. I winced in anticipation of his head swelling and popping ala Scanners. Combine this with the fattest security guy ever hauling serious ass on a Segway. Good times.