I turn 29 on the 29th. I haven't celebrated my birthday in ten years, so I just might for this one. I'm thinking the Acropolis, big burgers, and breasts in my face. Or I might just settle for a HoHo with a candle in it. Either way is pretty cool as long as the PDX crew is around. I was planning on going to Vegas, but I decided it was too damn expensive. Not to mention the fact I'd just sit around, mope, and do nothing the whole time since I was by myself. Hell I can do that here for free, plus I get to poop in my own toilet.
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Also, a bountiful bevvy of both beef and beautiful, bouncing boobies? Sounds like a birthday to me, my friend.
-TM