snakeplissken

So the wedding was pretty fun, despite the fact I don't really get along with the grooms dipshit friends. They pretty much gave me shit for two days straight about various things. According to them I'm a "hippy" and I "must be some kind of fag" for being single at 28. I could have retorted and destroyed them verbally, but I had the feeling big words might confuse them.

On the positive side all their women loved me, and there really is nothing better than having a group of attractive, tipsy, busty girls begging you to join them in the hot tub. I'd say that's the best retort of all.