snakepiss

you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow

-Janis Joplin

My ideal girlfriend is a nympho that owns a liquor store.


it says so on my keychain

For anyone who cares, Huntington Beach is the spot!

You know the world has gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the French are accusing the U.S. of being arrogant, the Germans don't want to go to war and the Toronto Maple leafs are out of the playoffs after the first round. What the Fuck!

Sea World is bunk!

Yesterday my friend and I were out at this museum. We were both looking at this one exhibit, when all of a sudden we heard this thundering fart. We both looked to each other as if it was one of us, then we looked behind us and the only person around was this little girl. We both held back our laughter until it was safe....
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So I says to him "It says here that it's three days past expiry" and hes goes on to give me some spiel about how expiry dates don't mean shit. So I says "look man, if the milk has gone sour, I'm not the type of pussy to drink it!"

I hope the Leafs win tonite, tie up the series and make for some good hockey.

I hope someone actually comes here and leaves me a comment today. Even if it's just to tell me I'm boring or lame.

But I'd rather the Leafs crank Philly upside the head with a tire iron tonite.

Staying at the hostel in Hollywood was good times, I played some Misfits tunes to this dude from Japan who said he liked old punk. He never heard them before, but he rocked out. Then he said he must ask me one question.....What does 'son of a bitch' mean?

I'm back in S.D. now, for a week or so. Today I met a distant relative,...
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Just checking out hollywood for a bit. May go to Santa Monica today. I was supposed to go to Magic Mountain but it rained so I might go tomorrow. I want to watch the Toronto vs. Philly game tonite, and have a few pops. That's all that is new.