Holy Fuck I Just got rolled! That has never happened before. I'm still shaking. I was just walking home from the bar and these dudes come from out of no where and they tell me "you're getting kidnapped" They fuckin' punched me and grabbed all my shit; I.D. and my walkman. Than they crushed me in the balls and took off. I hate those fuckin' guys. I don't deserve this shit. I was almost home, and I co-operated as efficiently and as quickly as I could. I'm never walking home by myself again, I'm still hurting, I probably have a concusion and I'm sure I'll never see My walkman again. Those guys deserve to get sexually transmitted disease and burn in the firey ashes of hell! I hate them so much. 
that fuckin sucks man. do you live in a bad area of town or something?