There is this movie called FUBAR and it is hilarious. Unfortunatly it is only available in Canada. I am always complaining about Canada in my journal, but this movie is genuinely funny and makes me proud to be a hessian in Canada. It's about these two headbangers, it's kind of a documentary. All they do is shotgun cans of pilsner that they pick up on their 10 speed bikes with the bars flipped up, and cause a little shit. I can't reveal the perils which they suffer. Some of the lines they spit out are pure gold, and they get so drunk it's stupid. Remember that name: FUBAR. It might be available on the internet I'm not sure.
OOWWW!

but yer comments on the weird shit getting weirder... totally