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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack 
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allied:
Welcome back, you sexy minx! 
rottenaddiction:
where've ya been?? welcome back!
So my ex husband decided he would send my shit back to me UPS style. Only problem is UPS sucks ass when you collect things... For example: I collect elephants. I have since I was very young. I have all sorts from all over the world.
When I received my packages, I would say that a little more than a quarter of my stuff was...
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When I received my packages, I would say that a little more than a quarter of my stuff was...
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iloveyoumang:
That's awful. I too, hate UPS with a passion. They require a signature at time of delivery. So I ask you UPS, what time can a lowly blue collar worker expect his package to arrive???
Answer: Oh, between 2 and 5pm.
That's nice, you guys work regular hours. SO DO I!!!
So usually, my package would end up at some warehouse in cracktown Chicago for me to pick up. Pick up? WTF kind of delivery is that?
Besides souls, I collect crappy kids toys for modification.
I heart all of my exes.
I already break what I collect so often, I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to help me out...except UPS.
Answer: Oh, between 2 and 5pm.
That's nice, you guys work regular hours. SO DO I!!!
So usually, my package would end up at some warehouse in cracktown Chicago for me to pick up. Pick up? WTF kind of delivery is that?
Besides souls, I collect crappy kids toys for modification.
I heart all of my exes.
I already break what I collect so often, I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to help me out...except UPS.
francis:
i don't really collect stuff.. no i don't get on with any of my exes really, that's why they're exes 
do you have any of his stuff lyin around ?
do you have any of his stuff lyin around
?I am in the mood to be naked. But only on the first Thursday of the month when the moon is aligned with Jupiter and Saturn. 
The rest of the time I will just cover my fat ass up with some twine and a burlap sack.
The rest of the time I will just cover my fat ass up with some twine and a burlap sack.
rottenaddiction:
twine and a burlap sack? thats hot
rottenaddiction:
of course they will
give it a little time, it'll be the next big thing in fashion
give it a little time, it'll be the next big thing in fashion
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klonopin_chugger:
happy v-day
artrob:
It was a feeble attempt, I know. I was going for silly. It really is my first striper, kind of.
I miss everyone.
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iloveyoumang:
I miss anyone.
kreatinkaos:
have you been fishing
Alrighty... short cap real fast.
Everything is going great here with John. We found a place to move into together. And we already started looking through IKEA stuff to buy. This bed is fucking awesome.
On a lighter note, we went to the zoo yesterday and saw Giraffes humping. That was odd.
Everything is going great here with John. We found a place to move into together. And we already started looking through IKEA stuff to buy. This bed is fucking awesome.
On a lighter note, we went to the zoo yesterday and saw Giraffes humping. That was odd.
greenfairy:
Yay for happiness, the bed does rock. That is a really wierd image, you don't think of giraffes humping everything else maybe but not giraffes.
I do believe it is time for an update...
John came to visit last week. We had a blast. We went to the Jelly Belly Factory, watched "Hide and Seek", went out to dinner, got tattoos, and well... a few other things. 
But, here is the real scoop:
I went to drop John off at the airport @ 9:15pm. His flight left @ 9:43pm. We...
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John came to visit last week.
We had a blast. We went to the Jelly Belly Factory, watched "Hide and Seek", went out to dinner, got tattoos, and well... a few other things. But, here is the real scoop:
I went to drop John off at the airport @ 9:15pm. His flight left @ 9:43pm. We...
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capt_catty:
Awwww! Too exciting!
naohiro12xu:
What is the Jelly Belly Factory?
I don't know it here but I like the sound.
Jelly Belly Jelly Belly!!
That whole story is great!
I'm happy if I was in same situation
nAo
I don't know it here but I like the sound.
Jelly Belly Jelly Belly!!
That whole story is great!
I'm happy if I was in same situation
nAo
Change of plans... John is flying now. Get this though, he has to take 4 different planes to get here from MI. First one is a 54 mile flight. The second goes to Washington DC!!! Helloooo, that is sooo the wrong direction. Then to Phoenix AZ, and then finally to Oakland...
Wish us luck!!
After tomorrow I won't be on until late Sunday. With many...
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Wish us luck!!
After tomorrow I won't be on until late Sunday. With many... Read More
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bullet_mckenzie:
wow thats a crazy flight, can you say major jet lag???
lilmissmorbid:
Hope things are perfect for you both silly girl
So... not only is my man coming out in less than 4 days, but he is driving. How sweet is that?! I feel bad though because it is a 36 hour drive... 
But, I am so excited he will be out here soon!
The reason for driving: We could not find a flight that left later than 4 on Sunday. So instead of cutting our...
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But, I am so excited he will be out here soon!
The reason for driving: We could not find a flight that left later than 4 on Sunday. So instead of cutting our...
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lilmissmorbid:
1. oceans
2. shawn of the dead
3. yes at least 2 times a day sometimes more sometimes less
4. yes
5. gold and black
2. shawn of the dead
3. yes at least 2 times a day sometimes more sometimes less
4. yes
5. gold and black
iloveyoumang:
1. My addictions
2. Dawn of the Dead
3. Yes, daily.
4. Sometimes
5. gold
2. Dawn of the Dead
3. Yes, daily.
4. Sometimes
5. gold
that does look like a problem