A list i've been given of rules to follow on your birthday(and every other day as far as i'm concerrned)
1)If you can't beat em...make em think you're crazy!!!
2)Live like you're dying
3)Keep track of all those people that guilt trip you into shots..."oh it's your birthday, you have to let me buy you a shot, do you really wanna insult your friend?"
4)Keep the list of the "shot friends" available, revenge is sweet!!
5)It's only wrong if you get caught.
And my own addition to the list, an old Irish proverb
It's easier to beg forgiveness than to seek permission...
Now the trick is to see how many of the rules i can follow while i'm at work from 6pm tonight till 8am tomorrow. Only good thing is i'm pretty sure i can follow them all.
Oh yeah, for those that asked, it was some pretty good trouble i got in when i got to work yesterday = )
1)If you can't beat em...make em think you're crazy!!!
2)Live like you're dying
3)Keep track of all those people that guilt trip you into shots..."oh it's your birthday, you have to let me buy you a shot, do you really wanna insult your friend?"
4)Keep the list of the "shot friends" available, revenge is sweet!!
5)It's only wrong if you get caught.
And my own addition to the list, an old Irish proverb
It's easier to beg forgiveness than to seek permission...
Now the trick is to see how many of the rules i can follow while i'm at work from 6pm tonight till 8am tomorrow. Only good thing is i'm pretty sure i can follow them all.
Oh yeah, for those that asked, it was some pretty good trouble i got in when i got to work yesterday = )
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krrn:
haha, thank you!
krrn:
btw, happy belated birthday to you as well!