maybe you are really just starting to be the bitch that you've always been but never knew or wanted to accept. and this imaginary email tech support issue is just something you've thought up to shadow your ever dying need to wear more pink, purple, and lace. see you tuesday brother. (and j/k about the bitch part... but you knew this... or was i right? no reason to answer this. lol)
I could always stop by ur work or something!!!