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Monday Apr 19, 2010

Apr 19, 2010
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After a crazy amount of driving I've made it to Colorado.

had a quick stop over in Chicago and saw Jamie_Trecker and oJAEflo. Coincidentally I was crossing the bridge from IN to Chicago behind a car with an SG sticker and a hot girl behind the wheel...but I didn't get a good enough look to see who. Chicago was amazing. It was like everything Buffalo could have been, if Buffalo didn't suck so hard.

After an amazing tour of the city I hopped into my car and set the GPS to Colorado. Unfortunately traffic out of Chi-town added 2 hours onto the trip before it ever really got started.

cat tales
Drove straight through the night, had a cat poo incident at 3 am, which was good because i was starting to get sleepy, but I was laughing hysterically at the entire event that I got a boost of energy.

I watched the sunrise in Nebraska, at which point the cats were crying and I was drifting off the road. So I pulled over, let the cats out to roam in the car and curled up like a hamster to sleep. Surprisingly my cats are pretty well behaved outside of their crates. The lady cat went the the bathroom right away then sat for about an hour grooming herself and then crawled back into a crate.

The dude cat wasn't so awesome. He's silent in the crate until he need the bathroom. But after being let out he gets really excited by all of the lights and passing objects. After a while of screaming at everything he gets scared/tired and really wants to sit with the driver, either on the lap on under the legs (read: PEDALS!)

Got to my house, totally wrecked and passed out. The fucking cats tore up a new leather sofa. Amazing. My dude cat found his way into the chimney and being a black cat, I didn't notice until I picked him up and threw him onto a white bed. FUCK.

My house doesn't have hot water at the moment due to issues with our tankless system. So my poor soot covered cat was thrown in to a tub and drenched with cold water. I couldn't believe how much soot was on him. He started wheezing, so I called it quits. Such a sad little animal.


because sometimes I forget to cross my t's and dot my i's
Before leaving Buffalo I got my change of address forms in to the USPS. What I forgot was that they send a confirmation packet to your new address. Not really a big deal until my "mother-in-law" asks about why we got a change of address for Smythe Suicide....fantastic.

Tomorrow I am determined to get out and adventure this new town. I get really, really lost in new places. Even if I have a map. For as much of a know-it-all I can be, I don't know my directions.

Gah. This blog is severely lacking in photos lately. So if you made it to the end, you totally win a gold star. I know I wouldn't read all of this .
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mk700c:
There is also an Oxford, Michigan. smile
Apr 20, 2010
mk700c:
Accent?!?!??!

Okay, that's creepy. Where are you? My window is open.
Apr 20, 2010

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