I don't really celebrate Valentines day with all the heart shaped candy and going on dates and stuff. If I'm with someone I usually just hang out at home and get drunk, usually for gifts it's funny novelty toys or something just ridiculous. Last year we made a game of it. Rules were to go into Rite Aid and buy the most ridiculous thing or series of things for under 20$ we could find. I found a Duck Dynasty lawn gnome and I received the BIGGEST FUCKING TEDDY BEAR I have ever fucking seen. This Thing was a monster. It was bigger than me and took up my whole bed!
I wasn't kidding... But this was winter time and the downward spiral of that relationship so we ended up fighting all night like usual over stupid shit. Not fun at all.
This Valentines day will be better at least I hope! I will be performing at the Philadelphia Tattoo convention and I will have a house full of people! Yeahh party central!